Well, more “placed across a magazine photo of Holly Willoughby” than smeared over her actual tits, but only one of those options will lead to a 10000% increase in Google traffic when placed in a headline.

“I had a cream doughnut today at work, it was all right, the cream was a bit too watery for me, but imagine my ASTONISHMENT when I gazed down at the bit of paper it had been placed in. Is SEGA making really watery cream filled doughnuts now? I put the paper on the cover of an old FHM so you can see Holly Willoughby’s tits. Would. If you mention this you can call me Heywood Jablow” – Heywood Jablow.

Here’s another DC logo/real life picture we got sent by a man called “RedEric”. This is from a coffee shop in Cardiff. It was not deemed good enough to get a whole update to itself, in a rare display of in-house UKR quality control. It’s nice to know that Welsh people are experiencing the joys of posh coffee shops nowadays.

This is more interesting. It also came from “RedEric” but he didn’t say anything about it. The file name is “Singapore 333” so we assume it was taken in Singapore and RedEric is therefore yet another one of our international playboy readers who doesn’t just stay at home screen-capping GMTV presenters’ knees then going out to ASDA to buy custard doughnuts for dinner.

And there was this. We could go on. We have literally thousands of pictures like these in the inbox of misery.