DREAMCAST LOGO SMEARED ALL OVER HOLLY WILLOUGHBY’S TITS
Well, more “placed across a magazine photo of Holly Willoughby” than smeared over her actual tits, but only one of those options will lead to a 10000% increase in Google traffic when placed in a headline.
“I had a cream doughnut today at work, it was all right, the cream was a bit too watery for me, but imagine my ASTONISHMENT when I gazed down at the bit of paper it had been placed in. Is SEGA making really watery cream filled doughnuts now? I put the paper on the cover of an old FHM so you can see Holly Willoughby’s tits. Would. If you mention this you can call me Heywood Jablow” – Heywood Jablow.
Here’s another DC logo/real life picture we got sent by a man called “RedEric”. This is from a coffee shop in Cardiff. It was not deemed good enough to get a whole update to itself, in a rare display of in-house UKR quality control. It’s nice to know that Welsh people are experiencing the joys of posh coffee shops nowadays.
This is more interesting. It also came from “RedEric” but he didn’t say anything about it. The file name is “Singapore 333” so we assume it was taken in Singapore and RedEric is therefore yet another one of our international playboy readers who doesn’t just stay at home screen-capping GMTV presenters’ knees then going out to ASDA to buy custard doughnuts for dinner.
And there was this. We could go on. We have literally thousands of pictures like these in the inbox of misery.
filed in Uncategorized on Nov.03, 2008
November 3rd, 2008 on 3:06 pm
Heywood Jablow FTW.
November 3rd, 2008 on 4:27 pm
look http://technabob.com/blog/2008/11/03/sonic-tails-and-amy-rose-hats-for-true-sega-fanatics/
November 3rd, 2008 on 6:21 pm
Very funny update
November 3rd, 2008 on 6:56 pm
Dear UK:R,
My female housemate thought she had lost her facebook when her computer had to be reformatted.
Unrelated i know, but i just needed to tell somebody that would know how incredibly retarded that is and maybe agree that it is justified that i promptly pushed her down the stairs because of this.
Love, Anon
November 3rd, 2008 on 7:27 pm
God damn it Zorg this is old. How about something good, like you used t- oh wait never mind. Fuck it, carry on with this trite, and don’t forget to link us to your other tired crap in between telling us how low the PS3’s sales figures are and how many “Dreamcast logos” there are on a nappy made in Portugal.
November 3rd, 2008 on 7:34 pm
More pictures of Holly Willoughby’s tits please.
November 3rd, 2008 on 10:51 pm
That second to last one was taken by a woman … I’m bored.
November 3rd, 2008 on 11:13 pm
UK Resistance = Terrorists?
http://kotaku.com/5075231/al-qaeda-suspects-making-detonators-out-of-sega-cartridges
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
November 3rd, 2008 on 11:16 pm
Thanks, I was planning on carrying on with this trite. Only until I die, though.
November 4th, 2008 on 12:11 am
Be warned any more of this ungratefull grumbling and swillman will come back !!! Zorg has entertained us all for free for years. So its everyones duty to put up with this shit untill a new animal crossing game comes out. Or the credit crunch brings down society.
November 4th, 2008 on 1:06 am
haha, you should make a book, and by make i mean in the ’10 year old’ sense of the word, i.e hand written/ badly typed on dad’s type writer and then photocopied ten times and sold for 20p an issue, that’s TWO QUID FOR SWEETS!! i’d buy it.
November 4th, 2008 on 11:36 am
My mum used to feed us trite for dinner. We nearly starved to death at one point.
November 4th, 2008 on 2:47 pm
Bring back trendy media fucks!
November 4th, 2008 on 3:21 pm
Inbox of misery must translate directly to blog entries of misery. Ok, I propose a compromise: No more dreamcast logos unless there are tits worked in there somehow. Deal?
November 5th, 2008 on 10:05 pm
That’s ace, my first mention !
Though you cut me short. I also said if you don’t mention this in an update then you’re a cunt.
I salute your non cuntedness.
November 5th, 2008 on 10:08 pm
Hey, you didn’t get the name right ! Heywood Jablowme goddammit !
Cunt.
November 6th, 2008 on 12:28 am
Anonymous 9:51 – Are you quite certain that’s a woman and not Billy Zabka?