EA TARGETS MILF DEMOGRAPHIC WITH “EA SPORTS ACTIVE”
Whoever bought the outfit for the model needs to be sacked. You won’t get anywhere on the internet with a photo of a woman in sensible trousers.

You can’t even see the outline of her pants or bra. This will sink without trace. Thousands wasted.
It comes with a strap. You could always just buy the strap. If you’re the sort of person inclined toward exercising, you ought to be able to motivate yourself to do it without a fucking avatar yelling positive enforcement messages at you from a TV.
Also for “bachelors” who live in loft apartments.
It’d be cheaper and more satisfying to beat your fists into the sofa cushions to disperse latent rage. WARNING: Don’t do that if you’re an asthmatic or suffer from a dust allergy. Raging against sofas can kill.
The students in the downstairs bedsit won’t be happy.
Needs some knee on display. We’d even settle for a glimpse of toned ankle. Very poor effort. Severely lacking in exploitation. 4/10.
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November 13th, 2008 on 1:58 pm
Would. If only to rectify EA’s severe lack of exploitation. I’d improvise some kind of bondage restraint out of the stretchy strap thing.
I’d leave the woman alone though…
buged – This word is bugged. Suggested fix: Learn to spell.
November 13th, 2008 on 2:28 pm
He looks like Noah from Heroes.
November 13th, 2008 on 2:55 pm
Looks like there’s a bit of baggy camel toe action in the last pic.
November 13th, 2008 on 2:59 pm
The bloke in picture three is clearly taken with the idea of the “birthing ball” childbirth simulator. Lets see if he is still smiling after 30 hours. At least his wife would get to use the wiimote as either scalpel or foreceps, or maybe both.
November 13th, 2008 on 4:48 pm
So you insert one end in your quadricep? Shit!
November 13th, 2008 on 4:48 pm
Ha ha ha. The Wii’s shit. Look how shit the Wii is. GUTTED THE WII.
November 13th, 2008 on 4:54 pm
So much shit into such a small device. EA you’ve reached a new low.
The woman is shit too, couldn’t you get a prettier one?
November 13th, 2008 on 7:19 pm
ok, so it skipped your radar that we have lesbo action going on here and thats shes is probably a he with a pair of socks at the top…..
November 13th, 2008 on 7:33 pm
Why not just get up off your arse and go down the gym? I agree with Anonymous: the Wii is a pile of shit.
November 13th, 2008 on 9:10 pm
Sorry to pick holes here, but you do know what the F in MILF actually means, right? Would any red-blooded male even consider the F in MILF with her?
November 13th, 2008 on 11:24 pm
Hell yeah!!!
November 13th, 2008 on 11:30 pm
Yes. I am a realist :(
November 14th, 2008 on 1:09 am
What’s up with that dude’s nuts?
November 14th, 2008 on 1:33 am
A severe case of blue balls because she won’t come out of those trousers.
November 14th, 2008 on 3:33 am
That’s what years of wearing tight jeans will do to you.
November 14th, 2008 on 11:03 am
Well, at least they don’t (look like) have Nintendo 64-grade graphics.
“buylsat”. I think it’s telling me to buy something on Saturday.