Whoever bought the outfit for the model needs to be sacked. You won’t get anywhere on the internet with a photo of a woman in sensible trousers.

At least they didn't call it Activ8

You can’t even see the outline of her pants or bra. This will sink without trace. Thousands wasted.

Restraint device included

It comes with a strap. You could always just buy the strap. If you’re the sort of person inclined toward exercising, you ought to be able to motivate yourself to do it without a fucking avatar yelling positive enforcement messages at you from a TV.

Buster Gonad and his extremely large, blue testicle

Also for “bachelors” who live in loft apartments.

Wii game in CHEAP COPY shock

It’d be cheaper and more satisfying to beat your fists into the sofa cushions to disperse latent rage. WARNING: Don’t do that if you’re an asthmatic or suffer from a dust allergy. Raging against sofas can kill.

'Yes, that's right! That's great! Keep jumping! Six! Seven! Come on! You're doing well!'

The students in the downstairs bedsit won’t be happy.

'You're really working it now, girlfriend!'

Needs some knee on display. We’d even settle for a glimpse of toned ankle. Very poor effort. Severely lacking in exploitation. 4/10.