The dream of having a job about where you’re encouraged and allowed to be rude and dismissive on the internet continues.

  • This thing which mentions SEGA in the vaguest, slightest and almost certainly un-true-est fashion possible.
  • This thing in which we celebrate not having to pretend to be excited about Gears of Cocking War 2 any more.
  • This thing which is topical and about newspapers.
  • This thing about how poor people are buying iPhones.
  • This thing about how FOOTBALL is meant to make men buy mobile phones, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along
  • 'I'll just impulse-buy this expensive item'

    About as interesting as listening to people you don’t know talking about how their bank is failing to pass on the reduction in interest rates. 3/10.