There’s no need to go trying to think of a funny comment. Just let it scroll away.

  • This thing about a MILF with a heart of gold.
  • This thing about Lucy Pinder and some lies to do with Xbox 360, which got linked to by Kotaku, boosting unique reader numbers into the high teens.
  • This thing about that Tomb Raider internet thing.
  • This thing about a radio that comes in “moss.”
  • This thing about game sales around the world in which we forgot to point out that Sony is only three letters away from COCK.
  • This thing about a defibrillator with a face, because we didn’t do anything about attractive ladies holding items this week:
  • Up, Down, Left, Right + RESTART HEART

    Sorry about that.