ELSEWHERE ON “THE NETWORK” #00047
The “back end” server statistics show we have written 1802 entries since the end of June 2007. Can anyone who is still alive beat that sort of output?
This thing about the world’s only gay-friendly rapper Mr C flogging off his vinyl collection for a staggering £75,000. This thing in which we remind today’s kids that Dreamcast was AND ALWAYS WILL BE the best console of all time. This thing in which Bungie tells its idiot fans how to pronounce the name of its new game in a non-ironic fashion that defies belief. This thing about a space-based piss-party. We didn’t use the phrase “piss party” over there, though. But here it’s fine. This thing about new KINDS OF HAIR :( This thing about you’ll never guess who OH YES, SHIT OLD SONY AGAIN making its weekly PR blunder of a hitherto unknown magnitude. This thing about the Samsung DRUMPER, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
A clingy man-made fibre-assisted 10/10.
filed in Uncategorized on Nov.28, 2008
November 28th, 2008 on 10:20 am
“Please touch class of service” – so she’s an interactive hooker? I’ll have 30 minutes of low class, please.
November 28th, 2008 on 10:26 am
There’s something wrong with either your typing or your maths on the Dreamcast thing. Wikipedia says your typing.
November 28th, 2008 on 10:42 am
Technology. The Japanese sex robots get sexier and the phones get bigger.
November 28th, 2008 on 11:59 am
We need more drumper. Get Shiny to pay for Drumper.tv or something.
November 28th, 2008 on 12:01 pm
Self-Abuse Friday Bulletin: LittleBigPlanet is now £21 on Amazon, three weeks after release and a month before Christmas.
November 28th, 2008 on 12:19 pm
Wow, she has remarkably ripe tits for an asian girl! Would.
November 28th, 2008 on 3:04 pm
What a surprise……… SEGA make yet another worthless pile of shit of a Sonic game.
'Compared to Mario Galaxy or Ratchet & Clank – heck, even compared to Crash Bandicoot, another platforming mascot mired in mediocrity – Sonic Unleashed is an obviously poor effort from a series that is still hopelessly lost in the modern gaming landscape. '
I bet you're all wanking over it regardless of it's quality aren't you?
November 28th, 2008 on 4:21 pm
Except that’s the Wii/PS2 version. The 360/PS3 one is the best 3D Sonic game by miles.
November 28th, 2008 on 5:27 pm
‘The 360/PS3 one is the best 3D Sonic game by miles.’
hahahahaha
Yeah -and THAT’S saying a lot isn’t it? Even if one turd is ‘better’ than another turd, it’s still a fucking turd. And it still smells of fucking shit.
November 28th, 2008 on 5:28 pm
”The 360/PS3 one is the best 3D Sonic game by miles.”
Hahahahahaha. The more I read that, the funnier it gets.
Genius anonymous, pure genius.
‘the best 3D Sonic game by miles’
They should put that on the box. Cracking.
November 28th, 2008 on 8:09 pm
You know how there’s that law about defacing the picture of the Queen on money? I think it’s punishable by treason or something. I think a similar law should be passed against people who deface Dreamcasts with Sony optical disc drives.
November 29th, 2008 on 3:18 am
She looks familiar… perhaps she’s a Japanese Product Placement Idol or something?
I know what Asi-a-sex options I’d select for her on my drumper… they’d include ‘attempt to give a titfuck though as a Asian chick your boobs are several cup sizes too small’ but would miss out that ‘lick client’s arsehole and then kiss him’, ‘cry during intercourse’ and ‘invite 50 other guys into the room’.
November 29th, 2008 on 6:03 pm
“I know what Asi-a-sex options I’d select for her on my drumper… they’d include ‘attempt to give a titfuck though as a Asian chick your boobs are several cup sizes too small’ but would miss out that ‘lick client’s arsehole and then kiss him’, ‘cry during intercourse’ and ‘invite 50 other guys into the room’.”
That’s more disturbing than anything in Naked Lunch.
December 1st, 2008 on 9:36 am
102 dollars…cheap! and I wonder if thats the price for a “first” option…I expect that it includes some fake blood…