MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL APPOINTED MANAGER OF “GIRL GAMER” TEAM
Three cheers for “girl gamer” clans who shoot themselves in the foot by making the prettiest one with the most expensive hair their leader. Subconscious move, or a purposeful admission of their role as PAWNS in the game?
If men were behind this there’d be a terrible ruction.
filed in Uncategorized on Nov.18, 2008
November 18th, 2008 on 12:51 pm
would? kind of. Do they play from their kitchen pcs?
November 18th, 2008 on 12:59 pm
They all look like the generic pictures you get on those sites where “XXX in your area wants to have sex”.
Still would though.
November 18th, 2008 on 1:05 pm
I’d have a terrible ruction if I was behind them! Terrible and mightly to behold! Arf².
Ah, I’m on form today
November 18th, 2008 on 1:13 pm
would. But asian gamer chick is hotter! Hurrah for objectification!
November 18th, 2008 on 1:19 pm
Cyber Sex?
November 18th, 2008 on 1:27 pm
Is Cath the British one? She looks like she’s just popped out to the newsagent to get some fags and SPAR vodka in her dressing gown.
November 18th, 2008 on 1:41 pm
If I were in charge of the photos, for added hilarity it would go..
Harvey – Potter
Cath – Izza -D1m (Italian accent)
Athena- Me – Lube
November 18th, 2008 on 2:32 pm
4/10
Wouldn’t, would, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t.
November 18th, 2008 on 2:34 pm
i lik da one in da middel.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?
November 18th, 2008 on 3:00 pm
This is a first for me, but… Wouldn’t.
November 18th, 2008 on 3:44 pm
Surely it’s cheating to appoint a ladyboy as leader of an all-girl team.
November 18th, 2008 on 4:16 pm
Second one is the best, but that’s not saying much, really.
November 18th, 2008 on 4:23 pm
Is caTH afflicted with a rare variant of Tourette’s which causes her to shout the second half of her name?
November 18th, 2008 on 5:46 pm
What exactly does a team manager do? Coordinate the use of the strap-on dildo, while the others are bent over playing Super Smash Bros?
And just for the record, I like the look of Izza. She looks like the sort who guzzles for gummi bears.
November 18th, 2008 on 5:53 pm
It’s actually because she has manly features.
November 18th, 2008 on 9:46 pm
“i lik da one in da middel.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?”
The site has been put on Threespeech again FFS.
November 18th, 2008 on 11:13 pm
Hi girls,
If you’re reading UK:R this morning I have to tell you – you couldn’t pay me to get near Izza. But you’ll be pleased to know everyone else is a ‘would’. I can rank you later, I don’t want anybody to get a swelled head (except me of course).
November 18th, 2008 on 11:19 pm
Heh, I’d definly “plug” them all, no question.
November 19th, 2008 on 12:39 am
Harvey would “get it”
I like that girl-next-door look.
Oh and “ruction” :D
MORE OLD WORDS !!!!
November 19th, 2008 on 4:29 am
Isn’t anyone going to link to their facespace pages, or at least the “Plugg” site with their bios so you can imagine what it would be like to meet them in a non-threatening social setting and discover that you share a love of the same obscure 16-bit game, which you happen to have at home and they come home with you to play and then you like do it on them…
November 19th, 2008 on 5:07 am
There appears to be an ‘order’ section on their site, so all those ‘woulds’ can put their money where their mouth is and purchase one.
I’m assuming the ‘basic’ package would be Izza or caTH.
November 19th, 2008 on 8:39 am
I find it hard to believe that nobody told this Girl Gamer Clan not to have one called Dim. To be fair she is the one who looks the least intelligent.
“i lik da one in da middel.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?”
I think this might be D1M “Biggin’ herself up”
November 19th, 2008 on 10:00 am
Come on, Zorg. Really stick the boot in so we can have a VersusTV style kick-off again
November 19th, 2008 on 1:18 pm
Izza – looks like she’d want to know how much I earn. And she looks like she’s wearing wig. So no.
CaTH – reminds me a bit of my sister, but only in the eyes, so we could probably work around it. Maybe.
d1m – Looks a bit of a tomboy (i.e. man-ish), but I’m okay with that. Would.
harvey – reminds me of a girl from school I once wished I could. So would.
potter – is probably the hottest of the three. She looks clean. So would.
Athena – Looks a little old and slutty but might be fun if she’s acts desperate. Would.
Who’s in the secret member photograph hidden under Athena’s? I’ll offer a tentative ‘would’ on the strength of the others.
November 19th, 2008 on 2:35 pm
Harvey looks like she might be the victim of sex trafficing. She looks nervous, as if the others are all standing around her wearing big black strap-ons. She’s wishing she’d never left her hairdressing business in Albania.
I’m also guessing she was duped into joining the clan by fellow Albanian D1m. The difference is D1m enjoys her life as a gaming/sex worker.
Would, all of them apart from Harvey and D1m, as it’s wrong to abuse eastern european girls duped into working in the UK sex trade.
November 19th, 2008 on 4:08 pm
Was the posting system on this site designed by Sony? it’s almost as haphazzard as Izza’s wig.
November 19th, 2008 on 11:22 pm
Wouldn’t (angular, old, could be German and therefore into poo and coffee tables/cling film), WOULD (asian persuasion, not fat), wouldn’t (man’s name, mannish face, possibly a man), wouldn’t (mummy drank a bit too much while you were in her tum-tum), wouldn’t (asian persuasion, but fat, and bad hair to boot), WOULD (but only to use for sex, and mostly up the arse)
November 20th, 2008 on 12:03 am
The middle three look like they could handle some rough treatment, the boss definly has a glass jaw so wouldn’t take the risk.
November 20th, 2008 on 12:25 am
A jaw like that is known as a ‘cock-suckers jaw’ in this context. Make of that what you will, (there aren’t many layers to it)
Word Ver: cauksif (see above)
November 27th, 2008 on 11:21 am
I have had the dubious pleasure of meeting and working with Athena Twin.
And trust me, you wouldn’t. Let’s just say old father photoshop has been particularly generous in that profile pic.