SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS FOR KIDS?
There must be some mistake here. Sonic The Hedgehog is for men in their 30s, not children. Children might get it dirty and not treat Sonic with the respect he deserves. And they might start liking Shadow because he’s got a gun.
“Perched in the Reactor Mini, young gamers will embark on a high-speed adventure where movements, fighting and speed deliver a full-body sensory experience – all in the comfort of a chair that is sized perfectly to fit,” said Jamie Duran, president of Ultimate Game Chair. “Drawing on SEGA’s legacy of the best game play and most engaging storylines, we have built a chair that will unleash a child’s inner hedgehog and redefine video game fun.”
filed in Uncategorized on Nov.18, 2008
November 18th, 2008 on 3:26 pm
“unleash a child’s inner hedgehog”
That’s prison slang, surely..?
November 18th, 2008 on 3:33 pm
Maybe if you strap two together side by side it will be big enough for the obese man-child to comfortably sit on and masturbate to low PS3 sales figures.
November 18th, 2008 on 3:54 pm
That’s not the Sonic I grew up with…
November 18th, 2008 on 4:03 pm
SOnic roks. Hes not fer kids. hes a mans hog roflmao.
OMG OMG OMG. dat chair iz amzaing.
were can i get 1?
Imagin playin sonic wile sittin on dat?! OMG ROFL.
November 18th, 2008 on 4:08 pm
krazee jef sonicing in style! roflyep. culd see myslef chilin in dat seat.
how mcuh iz it?
November 18th, 2008 on 4:20 pm
“The Reactor Mini Game Chair will be available online at http://www.ultimategamechair.com beginning November 21. In a special U.S.-only promotion, those who purchase Sonic Unleashed on the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system will receive a 10% discount on the Reactor Mini. The Reactor Mini is $69.99 (MSRP) or $62.99 (with coupon), plus shipping. Sonic Unleashed is rated E10+.”
US only promotion? Screw this shit. At least they got the system halfway right though, no PS3 offer. It’s not very expensive, I would have one if it was sold in the other side of the pond. How much awesome would this be in m gaming corner…
November 18th, 2008 on 4:35 pm
‘How much awesome would this be in m gaming corner…’
teh awsomenessnes rolf. dats how awsmoe.
krazyy jef chjckin it out.
November 18th, 2008 on 5:02 pm
Anonymous – That new comedy character of yours isn’t really working out. You should’ve tested it out elsewhere first before bringing it here of all places.
November 18th, 2008 on 6:02 pm
It’s a comedy character?
November 18th, 2008 on 6:20 pm
How can you perfectly size a chair to fit a child when they range from 10 inches to 5 feet?