We’ve managed to come up with one, after shorting out several keyboards from all the tears. The rest of today’s going to be spent making a new logo in protest at this sort of rubbish being attached to Sonic’s once-proud name.

This is our funny caption:

  • “Sonic heads off into a cave with The Blade of Despair to do the only honourable thing left”
  • Honestly. What sort of joke is this? Never before have we felt so justified in typing an emoticon instead of a proper sentence :(

    We need to send out the message that even a poorly-cut-out GIF of Adam Doree would be preferable to being associated with Sonic in his current state.