ELSEWHERE ON “THE NETWORK” #00048
Here are some other things we’ve done this week. Don’t feel obliged to click on any of the links, most of it sits awkwardly between “workmanlike” and “solid.”
This thing featuring a photo of a woman on a sled taken from an angle that makes it look like she’s not wearing any trousers. This thing about a man who made a proper, working gun and chain saw combo, in which we used up all of this week AND next week’s allocation of capital letters. This thing about the Xbox logo and 17th Century aliens. This thing about Doctor Who, iTunes and Billie Piper, which earned us a gold star for “SEO” awareness. This thing about ONE NEW COAT, ONE NEW HAT and a PAIR OF IMAGINARY BOOTS. This thing about Intel’s Eric Mentzer, general manager of the chipset and graphic development group, because you can’t not use pictures like this when they come along:
HAIRY MAN 0/10.
filed in Uncategorized on Dec.05, 2008
December 5th, 2008 on 11:08 am
Intel man’s hands are bigger than his face. That means he has cancer.
December 5th, 2008 on 7:28 pm
Always a deep disappointment to get to the picture on Elsewhere On The Network and its a fat bloke with a tache and big hands. The shame of it Commander, nought on ten indeed.
December 7th, 2008 on 11:19 pm
mrrobsa said:
Never watched Dr.Who, but on the hi-res Billie pic he’s super freckled.
Is this hidden from viewers normally, using hugely expensive computer imagery to superimpose a less freckled face on top of his own?
Or was this an episode where ‘gingerness’ is revealed as merely a Dalek plot to gain access to the queen mum’s remains, and Who bravely infects himself for an insight into their dastardly plan?
Word Verf: petwi – A dish used by Jonathan Ross to grow ‘bactewia’.