Here’s what was on the adult’s menu this week while you were here in the garden eating your fish fingers and chips with a spoon. You’ve got some on yourself.

  • This thing about the Sarah Palin turkey slaughtering incident, which if you haven’t heard about, is actually worth hearing about and watching the accompanying video footage. There’s ONE OF US in the background fantasising about putting her in the machine next.
  • This thing about a Battlestar Galactica poster, which is much less worth reading about, to be honest.
  • This thing which is little more than an admission to spending a significant amount of time wanking over Gwen Stefani (photos) in the past.
  • This thing about metal-detecting. Wouldn’t bother. It did get linked to by some metal-detecting forums, though. If you thought your life was bad, just be happy you’re not a member of a metal-detecting forum and therefore really into metal-detecting AND the internet. It certainly put a few things into perspective here.
  • This thing about Konnie Huq doing a promotional video for Blu-ray, because you can’t not download, re-encode, upload and embed video clips like this then spend several hours browsing the ‘related videos’ in horror when they come along:
  • It’s all about EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES, though. You want to get in on EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES now, before it’s too late and everyone accuses you of jumping on the bandwagon when the EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES t-shirts and DVDs come out next year.