THE CAT PHOTO DID THE TRICK
Incredible scenes. We haven’t had a spike in traffic like this since the middle of 2003, when someone sent a link to someone else.
Imagine the disappointment on all their tiny, LCD-lit faces.
filed in Uncategorized on Dec.12, 2008
December 12th, 2008 on 3:32 pm
first
December 12th, 2008 on 3:53 pm
Oh do fuck off.
December 12th, 2008 on 3:54 pm
Zorg where’s the update on the recent NPD figures, Im on my 4th wank already! sort it out
December 12th, 2008 on 4:03 pm
PS3 wasn’t completely bottom – it managed to outsell PS2. I could only get a semi.
December 12th, 2008 on 4:14 pm
That was just me hitting F5.
December 12th, 2008 on 4:22 pm
Oh those crazy LOLCATZ.
December 12th, 2008 on 5:15 pm
Drivel.
December 12th, 2008 on 6:29 pm
Look what you’ve bought upon us!
People who celebrate posting the first comment on a blog update. Thanks a fucking lot Zorg.
December 12th, 2008 on 6:52 pm
First? First?
You fools! You are fiddling while Home burns!
December 12th, 2008 on 7:03 pm
A semi is considered victory.
December 12th, 2008 on 7:18 pm
Web analytics porn at it’s finest.
Good job all.
December 12th, 2008 on 10:43 pm
Get that cat logo that Anonymous made in the original post up as the new banner. I want to see it everytime I ‘come’ here.
December 13th, 2008 on 12:13 am
Yeah why no home is fucked up update? Quite dissapointed although the links to the cat porn shold help make up for that.
December 13th, 2008 on 3:32 pm
Someone from Shiny media got into the BBC! (False papers no doubt).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7780094.stm
Zorg, don’t give up hope!
December 13th, 2008 on 9:46 pm
Would it be unethical to act out my cowboy fantasies by lassooing a cat, getting a dreamcast logo embossed cattle rod and branding the moggy with an attractive swirly ‘birthmark’.
I think that would be quicker than trying to genetically engineer a pusscat with dreamcast swirls in its fur.
I know you need the material Zorg. Time is of the essence.
December 14th, 2008 on 1:53 am
Other things the internet likes and that UK:R could use as a beguiling pretext for their task of harvesting the dithering minds of today’s youth and conscripting them to fight for the ‘good old cause’:
1.) People in their underwear dancing to pop songs ‘ironically’.
2.) Soundbites from Western friendly anime, possibly focusing on a malapropism which arose from bad Japanese/English translation somewhere down the line.
If you wanted to you could do the classic Youtube trick of putting an image of a silly cat precisely halfway through a Youtube video, and in the moments preceding and following the middle picture provide as much propaganda or smear campaigning as you can cram in having ‘anchored their attention with the cat’ to begin with.
Possible new internet term: ‘Cat Anchor’ = a pretext with which you construct an alluring fallacy of feline promise to steal attention.
December 15th, 2008 on 7:07 pm
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!