THE NEW DREAMCAST IS…
iPhone :(
It’s called Gabo. It’s the impenetrable new work from the creator of Seaman. It has a hairy naked Neanderthal in it. A person who knows more about the game can be found here, if you’re open to the idea of using a phone for gaming and Apple getting even more powerful.
filed in Uncategorized on Dec.01, 2008
December 1st, 2008 on 1:53 pm
lol, pass
phone gaming will always be bad
December 1st, 2008 on 2:30 pm
worst update ever.
December 1st, 2008 on 2:53 pm
Wasn’t there a GayStation 2 version of that game?
December 1st, 2008 on 2:58 pm
Best update ever. So good I have decided to kill myself.
December 1st, 2008 on 4:00 pm
I need a phone for THIS?
December 1st, 2008 on 4:17 pm
Gabo! GABO! GABBO!!!!!!!!
December 1st, 2008 on 5:16 pm
FYI: The Dreamcast and iPhone use the same family of chips. So the top title isn’t far wrong…
December 1st, 2008 on 5:47 pm
I’ve tried gaming on the iPhone and it’s fucking awful. Even Sega failed with the unplayable Monkey Ball port.
December 1st, 2008 on 6:21 pm
So he doesn’t do anything on his depressing, small island, while the iPhone is busy not rendering any shadows? It reminds me of myself.
December 1st, 2008 on 7:18 pm
they should have called this game PlayStation 3. A piece of shit no one wants – lost at sea.
December 1st, 2008 on 7:30 pm
The kind of people that get iphones are the kind of people that think playing games with NO FUCKING BUTTONS is acceptable behaviour in the 21st Century (it isn’t, in case you didn’t know). I don’t give 2 shits if you can have an on screen control pad, that is bollocks, the keys aren’t raised. Good luck having any fun with Street Fighter II.
All games are tilt games? Might be fun for about 1% of games that are all the fucking same because you can’t do much with tilt only. Friend of mine said he downloaded a virtual (VIRTUAL!) lighter for the iphone and seemed pleased with himself despite the limitations of such a pristine example of wankery. This is what we are up against people and I consider this goon a close friend too gladly shoot him in the back of head for a crime like this got no weapons however.
December 1st, 2008 on 8:35 pm
virtual lighter? what the hell is wrong with your friend
December 1st, 2008 on 10:05 pm
My wife, er, I mean gaming-slut-who-will-not-be-heard, had an iPhone and downloaded the lightsaber application.
Kept me enthralled longer than she had the iPhone…
December 1st, 2008 on 11:04 pm
>they should have called this game PlayStation 3.
>A piece of shit no one wants – lost at sea.
How about calling it UK:R? Links to a great past – slowly sinking to the very depths. Are you going down with the ship, captain zorg?
December 1st, 2008 on 11:34 pm
“How about calling it UK:R? Links to a great past – slowly sinking to the very depths. Are you going down with the ship, captain zorg?”
I think you are missing the point somewhat.
December 2nd, 2008 on 12:21 am
There used to be a time when Steve Jobs would have beaten game developers to a bloody pulp if they dared defile his creations with games.
I want my old Steve back. :(
December 2nd, 2008 on 3:03 am
Oh, come on, surely I’m not the only one who immediately thought “gay-bo” when I saw that.
Or are we all above such vulgar remarks nowadays?
December 2nd, 2008 on 6:28 am
Watch the lastest Simpsons episode, just about sums up Steve “turtle-neck, dance-teacher” Jobs and his legions of faithful, khaki-wearing zealots, all turning up to pray in the Church of Apple.
Anyway, the game. Is that it? Hardly ground breaking is it! It’s basically a £400 Tamagotchi for sad, loser 20 somethings who won’t admit they have no fecking life?
December 2nd, 2008 on 11:30 am
Why is there one Anonymous who keeps having a pop at Zorg?
I can’t think of anything more pointless than reading a site you obviously don’t like, then read the comments you don’t like, then bother to post a comment.
Probably more fun than playing on his PS3 though. Or trying to play games on his iphone.
And I also agree with the no buttons and tilty annoyances. Have you tried Mariokart with a steering wheel, what a piece of unresponsive crap, blue skies though.
December 2nd, 2008 on 12:51 pm
Man, this site had being going downhill ever since the Swillman left. Man he was cool. That guy was funny. I sure do wish the Swillman would return and make the world a funny place again. Swillman for 2009.
December 2nd, 2008 on 6:24 pm
It’s funny to see that only the haters are anonymous. Fuck this, we’re not 4chan.
December 2nd, 2008 on 11:50 pm
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