A man who clearly spends a lot of time putting “Dreamcast” into eBay while relaxing with a Creme Egg between wanking sessions found this strangely prophetic item.

Round the back to get hit in the head with a shovel

“May I present to you for your consideration a canvas Dreamcast bag from the 2000 Games Developers Conference that has quite possibly the most ironic message stated since Phil Harrison fucked off from Sony (in non-chronological terms of course).”

SAFETY FEATURE: Can't suffocate yourself with canvas

“Happy New Year!” – THE Larry Bundy Jr.