DREAMCAST, MASTER SYSTEM AND GAME GEAR SPOTTED ON SHOE LINING
There, that’s it. The worst update in history. This is the capitulation of UKR that will lead to a gradual recovery in post quality and a return to greatness seven years from now.
“I work at a shoe shop and yesterday brought me these shoes on a delivery. Pretty good. They also have Atari and a NES on but that is not important compared to the lefty Dreamcast controller and Game Gear.”
“Sorry about the poor images. My camera phone is pretty old and taking pictures of the inside of shoes is not fun. And keep Sonic as the logo. I think you have had triple the amount of Sonic posts since you killed him off” – Paul.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.20, 2009
January 20th, 2009 on 1:48 pm
Show lining?
January 20th, 2009 on 2:04 pm
DEFWOULD
January 20th, 2009 on 2:38 pm
I was going to post how I’m getting a little tired of all this sega spotted in the wild shit, but this one was good.
But in case it wasn’t, I was going to suggest either a war with some cunty forum, or go back to Sony bashing full time. It’s more fun to kick them while they are down anyways.
January 20th, 2009 on 2:54 pm
They should make shoes with Kutaragi on the sole of one and a PS3 on the other so you can alternate between stamping on them.
January 20th, 2009 on 3:28 pm
@Trilby, I was just thinking the same thing. Trouble is, I’d probably spend all day looking for dog shit to jump on while shouting “that’s for getting Shenmue III cancelled, Kutaragi, you cunt”.
January 20th, 2009 on 4:16 pm
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/hirai-were-the-official-industry-leader
Hirai just keeps digging, don’t he?
January 20th, 2009 on 4:27 pm
“They’re a different world, and we operate in our world”
I like how Kaz can admit Sony doesn’t operate in the real world anymore and consider it a positive aspect to their business model.
January 20th, 2009 on 4:30 pm
There’s a PC-Engine in the upper left corner, cool.
January 20th, 2009 on 4:37 pm
So basically, when things have never been worse, Hirai proclaims they are the best?
Using the same (il)logic, UK:R can now proclaim itself leader of the internet.
January 20th, 2009 on 5:11 pm
I believe that is a lefty Atari 7800 European joypad. That is pretty great.
January 20th, 2009 on 5:44 pm
Clearly the thing on the bottom left is a Korean knock-off Wiimote.
January 20th, 2009 on 10:58 pm
I reckon the dreamcast logo lookalikes were worse.
Also, the word verification image never loads on my browser. Maybe UKR hates safari users. (come to think of it, what is the official UKR stance on Apple?)
January 21st, 2009 on 10:33 am
I believe Apple said they backed Blu-Ray, which means they’re an ally of the Axis of Evil. Kutaragi probably promised to include Folding@Home so they could find a cure for Jobs’ cancer and then forgot about him when they won the HD DVD format war.
January 21st, 2009 on 1:26 pm
Hey, the PS3 has been made DELIBERATELY difficult to program! Amazing! From a certain point of view that’s the biggest, most bollocks load of crazed fucking turd eating arse bag I’ve heard from Sony yet. Truly they keep on hitting me with this shit, when I think there couldn’t possibly be any left. Wonderful.
Early indications are that PS4 dev kits will only be accessible after you’ve logged onto Sonys assistance site, solved the daily rock-hard sudoku, sucked Hirai’s virtual cock and entered the resulting code to get through the built in ‘Development Protection (TM)’ system.
January 21st, 2009 on 2:22 pm
@Badben:
Did you know they did the same thing with the PS2? It was also supposedly deliberately difficult to program for, and their reasoning back then was so that only the best developers would make games for it and it would cut down the crap.
The only difference then was that the PS2 was gosh-darn popular, so devs saw it more as a challenge with a veritable financial reward through lots of sales, whereas here it’s clear that financial incentive isn’t really there
January 22nd, 2009 on 2:23 pm
Mel & Co? That's the brand that only Brantano seem to stock. And it's always in the sale.
January 23rd, 2009 on 11:10 am
@ian:
As if you know that. It really is all the stock. I think they are going now though.
January 24th, 2009 on 7:23 pm
I have a hoodie with this pattern on it. There’s Master Systems, Game Gears, Neo Geos etc. Brand who made it are Solid Jeans.