Overall sales DOWN! Profit DOWN! Hardware sales DOWN! Software sales DOWN! Everything DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!

Apart from the price, which it can’t lower because if it did it’d have to sack a few thousand more office cleaners to help pay for it.

'Luxembourg remained flat'

Full facts on Sony’s DISASTER here, summary taken from emerging markets gaming blog VG247. Here’s a link to a serious report in case you need one. And another one. We can’t stop reading different angles!

Oh, and Kotaku‘s got a graph. You can never have enough sources when the news is this good.