SICK “BABY P” SIMULATOR PEDDLED BY NINTENDO AND THQ
Grave-robbing THQ licenses “Baby P” for shameful interactive DS abuse simulator. High street retail chain fingered as supplier.
At least at only £12.99 no one’s making much money out of this disgrace.
“Dear Daily Mail. I spotted hundreds of copies of this sick game for sale in Zavvi. This disgusting paedo shop should be forced into administration for selling filth like this and the managers made to sign the sex offenders register. You’re playing with the angels now, Baby P” – ArseGambler.
Nice Andy Warhol print.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.12, 2009
January 12th, 2009 on 2:22 pm
Ive seen alot of wrong things on this site, but this is the wrongest.
January 12th, 2009 on 2:27 pm
which is why i love it
January 12th, 2009 on 2:52 pm
It's a fantastic update, a heady reminder of the glory days. Well done to all those involved.
wv. conso – Sony next handheld. Name has many meanings, it's like console but unfinished and 'Con' & 'So' two words Sony's marketing department are familiar with.
January 12th, 2009 on 2:55 pm
Nice one UKR. Let’s hope this is a sign of the quality of things to come for 2009!
January 12th, 2009 on 3:48 pm
This is the highlight of 2009 for UKR. Should have saved this update for October. But like a stupid dog you ate it all up now.
January 12th, 2009 on 3:50 pm
Haha – brilliant. I hope he really did write into the daily mail!
Imagine the outcry!
January 12th, 2009 on 4:05 pm
The Ram Raider has put up his last post! Never mind Baby P – this is front page (of someone’s blog) news!
January 12th, 2009 on 4:30 pm
I think the IGN review summary is pretty spot on…
Closing Comments
That’s really the word for Baby Pals – disturbing. And creepy. And inappropriate. This is a game that succeeds in presenting a fair representation of taking care of young children, interpreted as DS touch screen mini-games. But it doesn’t succeed at being a welcoming, inviting experience – instead, its “realistic” babies seem eerily lifeless and, even worse, it contains incredibly odd displays of child nudity that are questionable at best. If that sort of thing doesn’t bother you or doesn’t seem inappropriate for your kids, then take a look. But I’d really recommend passing this one by, and I’d hope that the developers of this one would think twice about including elements like that again in any potential future follow-up.
January 12th, 2009 on 4:59 pm
Someone please write in to daily mail and make some noise….please !
January 12th, 2009 on 5:06 pm
Best post in a long time
January 12th, 2009 on 5:30 pm
Yeah I’ve heard about this. Apparently you use the stylus to break it’s ribs and burn out cigarettes on it’s forehead. What? Don’t look at me, it wasn’t ME who designed the game.
January 12th, 2009 on 5:32 pm
u guies are sick Baby P was an angell!! If anyone touched my kids I swear I’d do time. R.I.(baby)P
January 12th, 2009 on 5:51 pm
this is what happens when we leave the gate open on our borders and molycoddle immigrants with our nanny state justice system! string the lot of ’em up i say! i saw that nurse in the baby p case, she was one of them cannibal savages in a head scarf, probably stoned the blighter to death after charming it with her wicked voodoo wiles. say what you like, i’ve seen their beady eyes, and they’ve each got a hypno-staff like jafar out of aladdin tucked away in them funy cloaks of theirs. they should smother that nurse in tuna and let loose upon her a pack of rabid dogs! if they think they can bring their brutal and not to mention FOREIGN sharia law ways over to our peaceful fortress island, then i say to them “bugger off back to afghanistraq or we’ll jab a fork between every disk in your spine and twist it through your skin like a big piece of linguine.” blasted cave-dwellers and their brutal torture procedures! i say that to demonstrate blighty’s civilised justice system we put the lot of ’em up in stocks, hold up their eyelids with fishing hooks and squirt sulphuric acid into their eyes with a super soaker. that ought to show those towel-head’s what’s what, eh?
January 12th, 2009 on 7:13 pm
Good work!!
This really is the kind of stuff we’re here for.
January 12th, 2009 on 7:30 pm
If you want this to become a news story, email it to professional celebrity chasing fuckwit Keith Vaz MP.
If it stinks of tabloid shit, Vaz will be there rubbing his grubby bollocks in it, making sure his name gets in the paper.
January 12th, 2009 on 7:48 pm
Sick as it is, this is excellent.
January 12th, 2009 on 11:00 pm
BAN THIS SICK, SICK, FILTH.
Totally agree on Keith Vaz though, he looks and sounds like a Simpsons parody, and is so shady and keen to leap on any bandwagon he makes Mayor Quimby look as pure as Sister Wendy Beckett.
So I’ll just send the slimy git a note about this shocking outrage.
January 13th, 2009 on 12:17 am
UK:R is funny again! I’ve waited so long!
January 13th, 2009 on 2:55 am
This isn’t remotely funny. Learn some level of decency, you bastards.
January 13th, 2009 on 10:49 am
I’m so outraged by this that I’m going to make a group on Facebook in protest!
January 13th, 2009 on 11:15 am
So does this post mark the fact that it has now ‘been long enough’?
The thing that bothers me most is that he was referred to as ‘baby’ P, but it was clear that he was a toddler. It’s the media blowing things out of proportion again.
January 13th, 2009 on 11:20 am
I’m so sad Baby P is dead. ‘Let Me Be Your Fantasy’ was an awesome tune.
January 13th, 2009 on 11:22 am
This is absolutely stellar. Played, lads.
And Multiverse, “Baby” was used because it gets all the single mums and benefit cheats to start trying to light fires at council offices up and down the country. “Toddler” doesn’t matter as much when compared to a SWEET LITTLE BABY.
Let’s blame the council workers! It was obviously their fault! Not the parents, like…
January 13th, 2009 on 2:28 pm
ZOMG, check the Warhol print!
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6499/image10oz7.jpg
January 13th, 2009 on 3:49 pm
Ouch:
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5728/57621597mk7.jpg
January 13th, 2009 on 5:05 pm
Haha I saw that as well… Its cause Zorg uses AdSense, often the best of Sony-bashing is marred by ads for “cheap Playstation 3!!”
January 14th, 2009 on 3:31 am
AdSense makes more funnies that any of you cunts. I still like you, though, just not in that way.
January 16th, 2009 on 7:41 pm
fantastic post, drunk with the heady nostalga of funny UK:R and not all the swirl updates : p woop de do