SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG
Let’s start the year as we mean to go on – with an abysmal update about a SEGA-related thing found on eBay that was spotted by a man called “Dave.”
It is the Super Sonic Hip Hop Rap Hustlers t-shirt in, predictably enough, XXXL.
Five updates a week for 52 weeks…. that’s another 260 updates like this to look forward to during 2009. UKR – managing to make time pass slower since 1996.
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.05, 2009
January 5th, 2009 on 1:07 pm
i want one
January 5th, 2009 on 1:19 pm
They’re not so bad and there’s always the hope that lara, Ulala and Cream may one day get drunk and allow themselves to be filmed in a big dykey threesome, clearly this would be the only place brave enough to host such wonderment.
January 5th, 2009 on 1:27 pm
Someone shizzled in SEGA’s bizzle, methinks.
January 5th, 2009 on 1:48 pm
I don’t recall Sonic having massive goofy teeth. The blending of the dreadlocks into the side of his head is atrocious.
I’ve just found out you can play Sonic online for free!
http://www.freesonic.org/
Looks super pixellated on my 24 inch monitor
January 5th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
What a great year we’ve all got to look forward to. But there’s no way this sort of pace can be kept up. No way.
January 5th, 2009 on 3:04 pm
You can tell Sonic the Werehog didn’t sell well this Christmas, Sonic hasn’t got the dosh for gold teeth yet.
January 5th, 2009 on 3:06 pm
when did the site header change to a dead sonic?
January 5th, 2009 on 3:11 pm
Before you were born…
January 5th, 2009 on 3:13 pm
No skin-coloured patch on his chest? Fail!
January 5th, 2009 on 3:42 pm
What’s happening here is Sonic pushing a ho’s face hard down onto a fellow G’s winkie as he fucks her doggy (Hedgehog?) style and punches her in the tits. In addition to this humiliation he’s made her wear a money wig so he can pretend he’s literally fucking some money.
You don’t get to see the oral act until you get to the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (Standard American) sizes.
Zorg, don’t let UK:R get all existential on our asses! Just say bollocks to all the haters! Or say boo yah if you want to keep it Catholic. I still lap up all this crap even if nobody else does! Mind you I’m a very boring person. If that’s enough then I advise you to keep on truckin’.
January 5th, 2009 on 3:53 pm
JoeMDesign called it. This shits be fake.
January 5th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
It would be far better if they were Chaos Emeralds on his fingers instead of the knock off tat Sonic is displaying
wv: tuggy (seriously): what a hand job is called up north.
January 5th, 2009 on 6:09 pm
There aren’t that many things on the Internet these days that make me say the magic words of “WTF?!” since I had half my brain sucked out of a tube the day Broadband was installed.. But Christ!
Although if it was Shadow it would have made perfect sense, sadly.
January 5th, 2009 on 8:07 pm
I knew you guys would bring back the usual standard and level of utter tat that we all come crawling back for.
January 5th, 2009 on 8:34 pm
I think Zorg should take a photo of his rectum, break it down into 260 squares and let us all build the complete collection over the coming year.
January 5th, 2009 on 10:15 pm
It’s not really Zorg’s fault. Sega are a pile of shit and a fansite devoted to Sonic is like a fansite devoted to Ian Duncan Smith.
Though Sega do occasionally release some games that are decent, none of which are ever covered here in any way shape or form.
I take it all back, it is Zorg’s fault. The site is a reflection of him more insightful than a mere mirror.
January 5th, 2009 on 10:45 pm
You do better then Mr Saxaphone. You create a witty blog that attracts visitors in DOUBLE FIGURES!
Instead of knocking Zorg, lets see the what you can do then, Hmmmm?
January 6th, 2009 on 4:22 am
I saw this shirt in person about three years ago.
You see, I live in California, and at around that time, there was a “cultural movement” occuring that was simply known as hyphy. If you don’t know what that is (be grateful if so) and want to, just search for it on Wikipedia or something.
Anyways, one byproduct of hyphy was that it spawned a fad of creating oversized shirts with crudely photoshopped images of cartoon characters dressed as charicatures of ghetto (black) people, abusing illegal substances, or all of the above.
Some of these are comedy gold. Like the one I saw that had Pinky and The Brain freebasing cocaine on it that said “Hood Rats”. Others, though, are just plain awful, like this Sonic one.
January 7th, 2009 on 3:34 pm
Where can I order your sonic t-shirts? I can’t see it listed in your links. pls email me pputnik@freemail.hu , bo!
January 8th, 2009 on 6:48 pm
I’m going to have nightmares after this.
January 9th, 2009 on 11:45 am
Sonic looks like a fucking coolie with those teeth,