BREAKING: PLAYSTATION IMPLICATED IN “SKIN DISEASE”
A girl shockingly developed SORE HANDS after playing lots of games. These mysterious “sores” healed after not playing games for a while.
It must be serious, it’s on the BBC.
Utter nonsense. But if it disrespects PlayStation in any way we’re prepared to feign outrage and sign petitions. Sony must axe that SICK DISEASE-CAUSING MACHINE.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.24, 2009
February 24th, 2009 on 3:41 pm
That’ll learn her
February 25th, 2009 on 12:14 am
Ha That’s nothing it gave me aids and sars at the same time and I was only in the same room I didn’t even touch it!
February 25th, 2009 on 1:09 am
Zorg, you should hire the guy above as part of your creative team.
February 25th, 2009 on 1:25 am
It must be during the “10 days of playstation abstinence” (when their hideous calluses heal) that the nations 12 yr old kids go nuts and screw around.
Nice work Sony.
February 25th, 2009 on 1:54 am
wait until the press finds out that the wii makes you blind
February 25th, 2009 on 10:57 am
The Dreamcast still gives me unwanted erections whilst playing. Most embarrassing condition.
February 25th, 2009 on 11:23 am
‘Dreamcast Bonk-On’ was discovered by the same scientists.
February 25th, 2009 on 11:51 am
My ears bleed when I play Megadrive games.
February 25th, 2009 on 8:43 pm
It’s a real condition, and it only happens with Sony controllers as a result of it’s horrible dpad. The 360 dpad will make your thumb spontaneously turn into a broken 360. The Saturn dpad makes you a better person on the inside.
February 26th, 2009 on 12:41 am
Girl gets rash from wanking off boyfriend. Blames it on PlayStation. Playing PlayStation equivalent to wanking off boys.
February 26th, 2009 on 4:22 am
What about the thumb blisters I used to get playing Master System? Can that be called a fancy bullshit name in a medical journal, too?
Sony don’t deserve all the notoriety. Send a little Sega’s way.
February 26th, 2009 on 5:09 pm
Yeah i used to get this, hence one of my reasons for banning playstation. True story.