IT SAYS “CAPCOM” AND “STREET FIGHTER” ON THE BACKGROUND
Which is all the justification we need.
No idea who she is. Her name’s Phoebe Price. Still don’t know who she is, though. We’re out of touch with Street Fighter, but surely graphics aren’t this good yet?
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.24, 2009
February 24th, 2009 on 4:28 pm
She’s listed in the credits for the Pilot episode of the X-Files. Never been able to work out who she is in it though … http://www.dlisted.com is in love with her.
February 24th, 2009 on 11:11 pm
Not the most flattering picture… still, FIRE DOWN BELOW!
February 25th, 2009 on 1:08 am
Wouldn’t.
Even if she offered to take a ride on my Yoga Spear.
February 25th, 2009 on 2:25 am
Strange, can’t find her date of birth anywhere on the whole of the Internet. Must mean that she’s old, or over 30 or something.
Would?
February 25th, 2009 on 3:11 am
Freckles & old hands – wouldn't with Zorg's.
February 25th, 2009 on 3:40 am
Pffth. Would!! What’s wrong with you all? Better offers?
February 25th, 2009 on 6:54 am
Would!!! well only the left side of her – the right hand side looks a little ghoulish! (well that could be fun still If I drop a tab or two!)
February 25th, 2009 on 10:50 am
Freckly… maybe would… prob not tho…pasty, ginger and freckly
Interesting blog post here… http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/02/26/who-me-oh-i-just-happened-to-be-in-the-neighborhood-so-i-thought-id-have-lunch-at-the-ivy/
February 25th, 2009 on 11:17 am
Oh my Fucking Christ! What the hell is that?
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
February 25th, 2009 on 12:01 pm
Not entirely sure she’s female. Wouldn’t.
February 25th, 2009 on 1:21 pm
would, many times, without any doubt. I rule.
February 25th, 2009 on 3:30 pm
Do vaginas come with freckles or are they more of an upper-body thing? Would, I suppose… mainly to satisfy my curiosity on the above matter.
February 25th, 2009 on 4:34 pm
Thought she was wearing dreamcast earings for a second there then realised they were just hoops within hoops.
Put me off my stroke that did, still would though
February 25th, 2009 on 8:28 pm
The hi-res version put me off women. Thanks a lot, I’d only just got over the moose I pulled on Saturday.
February 25th, 2009 on 8:41 pm
Yeah, it’s all funny to mock a woman on the intertwebs and find fault with her fizzzzzicality but seriously – none of you guys with your “wouldn’ts” would ever actually get near a woman even that good looking in real life.
February 26th, 2009 on 12:54 pm
Jeez, you’re actually serious aren’t you, Anonymous?
Scroll back up. Click on that image and have a closer look at it.
Look at the ‘face’. Just look at it.
Give it a few minutes to really let the detail sink in, if you can bear it.
Look closely at the eyes.
And the nose, and the horribly shiny cheeks.
The more you stare at her face, the more you see the skull and eyes with skin stretched taut across it, caked with as much makeup as possible to try and hide the scars and blemishes.
Look at her hands, and her horribly hairy arms.
How old is she anyway? Over 45 or so? Ok, fair enough.
If under 45 then she’s got some serious problems.
Lets do our best to ignore the whole pose and general demeanour which screams “Vacuous”, “Desperation”, “Dysfunctional”, “High Maintenance”, “Attention Whore” and “Borderline mental case when you can’t afford any more plastic surgery”.
She is just simply horrific, plain and simple. In my books, the only thing worse is the fact you actually seem to share her delusion that’s she’s attractive.
As for not getting near a woman “even that good looking” in real life – I’d rather beat myself in the cock with a meat tenderiser than go anywhere near that monstrosity with the half melted plastic face.
February 26th, 2009 on 1:01 pm
Only kidding! I can play at being schizophrenic like that bloke “Anonymous” too!
Would, obviously (with a meat tenderiser).
February 26th, 2009 on 1:31 pm
Nice ring.
Pale + Ginger + Freckled + Average Looking + Looks Slightly Aged = what I would normally type into xhamster. Well, maybe I would add + Glasses + Bukkake + Nun but you cant have it all. Unless maybe I paid her?
Would. Probably for seconds after gigerpunk has tenderised her aged meat and added some special sauce.