PLAYSTATION3 IMPLICATED IN YET ANOTHER PIKEY SCANDAL
That 13-year-old boy who knocked up the 15-year old? You’ll never guess what he’s into.
Spotted by a man called “Yankee.” He’s the one that reads The Sun, not us. We sit outside Starbucks reading the media section of the Guardian, trying to convince the waitress we’re intellectual.
UPDATE:
Enjoy it while it lasts.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.16, 2009
February 16th, 2009 on 2:47 pm
Upload to we are playstation plz.
February 16th, 2009 on 2:48 pm
Little Big Daddy
February 16th, 2009 on 2:49 pm
Although the souless ‘1000-yard-stare’ that kid displays in every photo is clearly due to the monster seated beside him, in this photo at least we can imagine that its the dawning realisation that his only escape from this whole disaster, his precious PS3, is in fact a piece of shit.
February 16th, 2009 on 2:50 pm
You know those photos where they swap the dads head with the baby’s? Wouldn’t have the same effect really.
February 16th, 2009 on 2:50 pm
They’ll try getting the baby pregnant for an even bigger scandal. That pale blob on the right looks as if she’s just though of the plan. Let’s put her outside on a sunny day so she’ll melt away!
February 16th, 2009 on 3:24 pm
Hope he’s not playing a ‘down with it’ racing game that encourages panicked arm movements in your seat to help with the in-game steering…
February 16th, 2009 on 3:27 pm
He’s not even holding the controller properly :(
February 16th, 2009 on 3:46 pm
He did it only to grow the 15-year old some milky boobs.
February 16th, 2009 on 4:08 pm
Is it just me or does the scabby little slut look a bit like this scabby little whore?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7766551.stm
The little shit looks shocked because he’s just heard about the queue of filthy pikey fuckers who have also nailed the little slut round the back of the bike shed, and are claiming the baby is theirs.
February 16th, 2009 on 4:53 pm
I was playing videogames when I was 13 as well. It was an innocent, gentler time when Sony wasn’t ruining the videogames market and all Sega had to contend with was an obese plumber and their own ill-judged fondness for releasing badly supported add-on systems. Sadly I wasn’t shagging 15 year olds.
February 16th, 2009 on 4:55 pm
Actually, he’s playing Saints Row II. A child, who’s the father of a child, playing a game that’s rated 18+. Typical chavs…
February 16th, 2009 on 5:20 pm
This must be SUPER VOTED
http://weareplaystation.com/fr-be/Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=1354
(just in case
img5.imageshack.us/img5/3320/takethatnintyka4.jpg)
February 16th, 2009 on 5:34 pm
poor poor baby. I feel so sorry for him.
February 16th, 2009 on 5:46 pm
The kid looks so sad…
I hope he’s not the real father, and that MS will give him a 360 to cheer him a bit.
February 16th, 2009 on 7:50 pm
Would.
The baby too…
February 16th, 2009 on 8:15 pm
Alhough it was a rather long article on the Sun website, I would like to point out that there were more lines on his mothers face…
Still, probably would. She seems to be up for it…
February 16th, 2009 on 8:50 pm
If you really were intellectual you would be reading the Culture section of the Guardian. You can’t even pretend right y’twit. Media section talks about TV and TV is for working class people.
February 16th, 2009 on 9:36 pm
Zorg you got the link wrong…
http://weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=1350
Is the proper one. Also, only posers and gays read the guardian nowadays, especially the culture section.
February 16th, 2009 on 10:31 pm
And don’t forget our old friend Justin Penrose on the Daily Mirror with:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/18/baby-p-killer-gets-playstation-in-jail-115875-21049595/
Remarkably similar to his Karen Matthews story a few weeks earlier.
February 16th, 2009 on 11:06 pm
Sony’s latest pile of shit to be released.
http://tinyurl.com/bgp8ny
February 16th, 2009 on 11:19 pm
Make the most of it, kid. That’s getting lashed to pay for the paternity test.
February 16th, 2009 on 11:44 pm
Coming soon to the PS3
BUZZ! – Jeremy Kyle Edition.
Put your can of wife beater down for a minute and get your pikey entertainment in glorious hi def. Press red to scream SLAGGG at our Jezza.
February 17th, 2009 on 2:54 am
This
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/16/alfie-patten-the-13-year-old-dad-to-take-dna-test-over-devasting-claims-he-s-not-father-of-week-old-maisie-115875-21127004/
Ahaha
February 17th, 2009 on 6:44 am
Welcome to the UK 2009! Feck me what a fecking disaster, it’s no wonder Asia is kicking our arses at everything, better health, better education better control over their economies, and locking up feckless chavs who have nothing better to do that drink White Lightening cider and get knocked up so they can scrounge my fecking taxes and not do a days work in their lives!
Oi sonny, how about putting that piece of cack down and doing some extra school work so you can get a half decent job selling tellies down Comet? You can then see that promise through that you made in the media last week about “being a great dad”. A great dad is one who gives a feck about his family and gets off his arse to make sure his family has the best he can provide.
You know we’ll be back here in 2020, ‘cos the fecking muppet will then have had another 9 kids and expect us to pay the little feckers, Sony, lowest of the low, will be in tow ( “Ten Years in Gaming with Mr Useless Teenage Feck-Up!” )
(Daily mail rant mode off now!)
February 17th, 2009 on 9:27 am
Actually, we don’t have White Lightning over here in Hong Kong – my local bar only stocks Black Lightning (which is as awful as it sounds – premixed snakebite in a bottle)
February 17th, 2009 on 10:54 am
Dear Anonymous,
You spelled fuck wrong.
Regards,
Anonymous
February 17th, 2009 on 11:15 am
I think she looks like Vic Reeves.
I’m suprised no-one else seem to have noticed.
February 17th, 2009 on 11:33 am
Vic Reeves – Would
That slag – Wouldn’t
And I bet she hasn’t been on Mastermind with an extensive knowledge of pirates either.
February 17th, 2009 on 12:08 pm
Oh my god i so cant believe you just said i shagged all those boys and i never shagged them all or summink or nuffink and anyway dont listen to richard goodswell hes such a stirrer and anyway i heard he got caught masturbating behind the bike shed while looking at pictures of boyzone so dont go giving me the evils!!
February 17th, 2009 on 12:24 pm
Heh. Funny.
Is that from Little Britain 1, 2 or 3? I can’t tell.
February 17th, 2009 on 12:25 pm
“Oh little Alfie please refrain from doing that
I said we’d have a shag
but don’t you spunk inside my twat.”
I am 100% sure the little sod, having been ‘educated’ in ‘street’ by Saints Row 2, is responsible for the extra-huge tag that appeared on my garage door yesterday.
February 17th, 2009 on 1:10 pm
Branch-me-do in Garage Owning Shock!
I had a garage but the GREAT GLOBAL DEPRESSION OF 2009* forced me to ‘downsize’ :(
*lets be having no more of this ‘Credit Crunch’ shit. Time to move onwards and upwards!
February 17th, 2009 on 9:50 pm
She looks far older than 15, closer to 35. That makes it even worse that he only looks about 8. Still, best bit of advertising Playstation has ever had.
WV: emenfau – fake ementhal cheese.
February 18th, 2009 on 5:30 am
Why is it the chavs featuring in these kind of stories always seem to own a PS3 given that its the priciest current-gen console? I would have thought Xbox 360 would be the chav console of choice so that shows what I know…
February 18th, 2009 on 5:34 am
That was quite a popular couple, i think i they still are checking dna to take away baby custody.
February 18th, 2009 on 5:42 am
would__not
i have to agree with bloomi, that thing looks like she’s been injected with son experimental growth accelerator hormones. Thus she looks like te mother of both the boy and the baby.
WV: ankho.- some japanese highschool cheerleader
February 19th, 2009 on 5:31 am
controller isn’t connected notice the lack of red lights where it indicates which controller you are?
March 1st, 2009 on 1:10 pm
how ironic……. ha ha ha