By selling off promotional items to help people what have found lumps on their genitalia.

This one is at $370, but be warned – numerous journalists will be supplementing their meagre incomes by flogging copies they got off SEGA for free in the coming weeks if you want one cheaper.

Sent in by “Retroid” who then also said “Paul” after in brackets, so we’re not sure if he’d rather be known as Retroid or Paul. We’ll just call him Rupaul. Rupaul said he found in on Eurogamer.

Lucky still-young Adam Doree got to interview Yuji Naka. Mr Naka said he wished SEGA had risked it all by not giving up on the hardware, and wore an extremely ‘fruity’ colour-coordinated outfit.