TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :(
Sony has closed Go!Messenger, the PSP messaging service advertised by that transsexual Lucy Liu we quite liked. This might mean transsexual Lucy Liu is now looking for work.
If that work involves giving out handjobs to men without making eye contact, she has a guaranteed £50 waiting for her here. Can someone at Sony please pass on this offer to her “people” please?
Another battle lost for Sony. War still raging.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.25, 2009
February 25th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
Obviously wouldn’t.
February 25th, 2009 on 2:04 pm
Linking to EDGE? Has the war really got that dirty?
February 25th, 2009 on 3:14 pm
There are nicer looking (ie, less male) transsexuals in ‘that line of work’, if you’re that desperate.
Or you could save yourself some cash and wank off in the mirror while wearing a wig. May want to have a shave first.
February 25th, 2009 on 3:15 pm
Sometimes in war you have to side with miserable, disgusting ‘allies’. A bit like what the Brits did with Stalin. And yes, I am comparing Edge to Stalin (and the Nazi’s for that matter)
February 25th, 2009 on 3:38 pm
Would she be wearing those woollen fingerless gloves while giving the handjobs? I am concerned about possible friction burns, being a man means she’s probably got well developed forearms for very rapid pumping.
February 25th, 2009 on 4:31 pm
Germaine here,
Am I to gather from your binary definitions of ‘would’ and its’ counter definition ‘wouldn’t’ that these terms when used denotes the users own willingness to chemically castrate their own penis, or remove it with garden shears in order that they may hormonally osmose with the btranquil female gender? Or is merely another instance of the phallocentric sexual subjugation schemes that I’ve come to expect from men? Bloomin’ heck, chaps! You’re so awful, I mean I really, REALLY hate you lot!
PS. Oh yes, almost forgot to mention; WOULD, and only because she looks like a man and I secretly really, REALLY love men and think they’re enormously superior to women.
PPS. BIG DICKS MAKE MY WORLD GO ‘ROUND LIKE NOTHING ELSE.
February 25th, 2009 on 4:44 pm
oh geez!
February 25th, 2009 on 5:45 pm
everyone knows gay people like sony not sega. go to threespeech, there you’ll find more friends.
February 25th, 2009 on 6:01 pm
and of course, would.
February 25th, 2009 on 8:03 pm
Sumo Digital developed that Go!Messenger app. Atleast it wasn't their fault that it failed, just Sony & BT's.
February 25th, 2009 on 9:13 pm
They should’ve said it was a Sumo production. Don’t tell me Richard Jacques also arranged the menu beeps?
February 25th, 2009 on 9:15 pm
I just got “Pringles” as my word verification. This evening is one of the top 10 best nights of my life.
Proof
February 26th, 2009 on 1:26 pm
Pringles. That is fucking glorious. It’s just so… I can’t… can’t… even…
*sobs with joy*
February 26th, 2009 on 6:46 pm
The joy of pringles tempered by the ignominy of having to use word verification on your own blog.
I cannot let you be happy. The universe depends on you being near despair at all times. You think the failure of the Dreamcast was a coincidence?
February 28th, 2009 on 11:59 pm
I had pringles too the other day as WV… I’d like to encourage more proper words as word verification. I propose ‘spunkjello’ and ‘scruttocks’.
March 2nd, 2009 on 2:22 am
My word verification recently was ‘SPONG’. Felt like the WV was insulting me personally…