UPDATE: MARGINALLY NEW ANGLES AND POSES OF ALISON IN CHARACTER!
Such a shame. We had a REALLY big and comprehensive update featuring Dreamcast logo-like spirals planned for today. It will have to wait until tomorrow. Alison Carroll waits for NO MAN (unless she’s made a prior booking to receive at her flat for £250 an hour).
This one’s best. We usually like to save the best one for last, but thought we’d BUST convention and just go for it. You only live once. Fuck it. FUCK IT! Let’s put the best picture up FIRST!
Not that any of them are what you’d call shabby.
Sent in by “Rory” who says he got them off a site called WENN.
We think you’re supposed to pay for photos from WENN, which adds a thrilling element of theft to these already-quite-thrilling photos.
If WENN gets in touch and asks us to take them down we’ll ignore the email. We’re not losing these.
We still saved a pretty good one for last.
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.10, 2009
February 10th, 2009 on 1:45 pm
Gary, they should have let you do the Shiny interview over over on Tech Digest I reckon.
THAT would have been ACE. You could have taken your own camera and directed her to pose accordingly. You could have taken requests from us and everything!
February 10th, 2009 on 1:58 pm
I think in the last picture she’s about to show us where she keeps her phone to avoid unsightly bulges in her outfits…
February 10th, 2009 on 2:19 pm
Everybody should know about this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz_AnjSDgZE
AND:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deZ3ZPenREY
I heard about him throught this website:
http://theinternetisterrible.com/
February 10th, 2009 on 2:41 pm
What’s with the screen smudges in the first photo? Or is that some form of lube residue?
February 10th, 2009 on 3:07 pm
The standard combination of makeup and chocolate spread you get all over anything that has been in a woman’s handbag.
February 10th, 2009 on 4:10 pm
She has a crap arse.
February 10th, 2009 on 5:01 pm
I can’t look at her anymore without thinking about the snowy patch around her growler – help!!
February 10th, 2009 on 6:17 pm
While I quite appreciate the shot of her arse, the Sony phones are still acting as anti-Viagra.
Sony should get into the drug industry, their products could be used to cure priapism.
February 10th, 2009 on 7:07 pm
Audition scars have cleared up nicely . . .
February 10th, 2009 on 7:20 pm
Don’t call him Gary. You wouldn’t go to Robin’s website and say “so tell me Dick…”? Would you? Oh, you would.
Out of all the fake Crofts, I like this one the best. Her mammary glands are v.good. Her face is a 100% legit nice looking face too. Not some “hmmm, yeah, perhaps, in real life I might… hmmm”. But one you’d choose on a porn page and perhaps even go back to.
Is it wrong to reduce models that make their living from being sex objects, to sex objects?
February 10th, 2009 on 7:23 pm
It’s odd that you spend 95% of the game staring at Lara’s arse (which was very well done in the latest game) and yet so rarely get a picture of the Lara PR model’s arse. This needs to be corrected. Some climbing wall pictures perhaps… something with a good spread.
February 10th, 2009 on 7:44 pm
She's doing Jo Guest's special, spine-curving, tits & arse in frame pose in the last shot. Not as well as Jo though, Jo would have got both tits in shot. What a trooper.
February 10th, 2009 on 8:10 pm
Keep up the good work Zorg.
I just fear how many spiral news updates we’ll get in March.
Lol @ Weatherbox’s links. How did that website get the picture of me relaxing in my horse outfit?
February 10th, 2009 on 9:17 pm
For added authenticity can someone please throw a couple of bears, a killer lizard and a pack of hungry dogs into the carphone shithouse with her, and lets see what happens.
February 10th, 2009 on 11:35 pm
In addition to having a crap arse, she’s also got a repulsive belly button. It scares me.
February 10th, 2009 on 11:45 pm
What’s wrong with that belly button? It’s perfectly formed for turning into quality jizz pool.
February 11th, 2009 on 8:23 am
I can feel my blood curdling at the very sight of that mole.
canspot — the precise term for those nasty little marks left after tearing and scraping the wanking tissues off the bottom of the garbage bin
February 11th, 2009 on 8:45 am
If a couple of bears, wolves etc were thrown in there to rough her up she’d no doubt come out on top.
A few zaps with the Xenon Flash will sort out her adversaries. Good old Sony.
February 11th, 2009 on 6:05 pm
The criticism of her here says more about the retarded nature of the UKR readers than anything else.
I think a lot of you have repressed transsexuality issues and are jealous of her. You don’t want to be with her, you want to BE her. And this makes you mad because with that wig you bought off the Internet you look more male than usual. Frighteningly, repulsively male.
February 11th, 2009 on 6:11 pm
@Jesus Himself
Even after tht lovely comment she’s still not going to give you the time of your day. Crap uh?
February 11th, 2009 on 11:47 pm
@Apples and Oranges
Not getting the time of day from a woman who’s job it is to pose in a sexual manner doesn’t trouble me. Photos on the Internet are the perfect balance of beauty and practicality. I’ve achieved “results” looking at pictures and video of women who live thousands of miles away and then immediately gone back to what I was doing! For free! Amazing. This truly is Utopia.
February 12th, 2009 on 5:40 pm
I’d almost be convinced to shop in CPW again if she was there and I was allowed to shove my new phone up her arse (and drive it home with my cock, natch) and then get her to squeeze it back out.
But otherwise, forget it.
July 12th, 2009 on 9:42 pm
Может, я чего не понял, но по-моему, фигня..