“WE CHEER” CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE
We’re allowed to reproduce these images for free. So we might as well. The only cost involved in putting these on the internet is the cost of our time.
Looking at the ad-revenue figures for January, our time is worth 0.02p per hour.
The ladies are having promotional fun because of We Cheer, a game for Wii. Wii is the hot new games machine that everyone is buying and playing for about 35 minutes before packing it away until next Christmas.
Finally, Wii developers have stopped targeting women and children and started targeting pathetic lonely men unable to effectively communicate with real women.
There were six photographs. Sadly, photograph #5 was just of a Wii and the game box, so we have not reproduced it.
They sent out photo #4 as a montage. They can’t have got much usable material from the event.
This is where photo #5 would’ve gone, had it not been of the box and a Wii. Such a waste. It could’ve been an additional close-up of the brown-haired one’s thighs :(
Congratulations, 505 Games. If this was your aim, it worked. And thanks. Thanks for this, and thanks for releasing Raiden III in PAL territories. We should’ve thanked you for releasing Raiden III in PAL territories at the time, it was very kind of you to make such an effort to please so few people. Here’s a press release in which you can read the thoughts of some cheerleaders.
WE CHEER GOES DOWN A STORM WITH CHEERLEADERS
505 GAMES RECRUITS SHEFFIELD STORM ALL-STAR TEAM FOR WE CHEER
Milton Keynes, 6th February – 505 Games has called in the pros to run an expert eye over the upcoming Namco Bandai cheerleading title, We Cheer available exclusively for Nintendo Wii. Three of the Sheffield Storm All-star Team’s finest launched promotional activity for the game last week by wowing press at Nintendo’s Wii Flat in anticipation of the 6th February release date. The Storm girls took a break from their recent recruitment drive to take some time getting familiar with the game as well as showing off the title, and their skills, to members of the press and retail.
“We’re more than happy to be involved with a game which will hopefully give more publicity to our sport, which is always growing in popularity in this country,” commented Coral Head, Storm All-stars founder. “I’m a bit of a gamer myself but this was the first time I’d played a Wii. Now I have no excuses!”
We Cheer allows all future all-star recruits to brush up on their techniques using two Wii remotes as virtual pom-poms to reach the top of their game. Following on-screen commands, players spin, shimmy and shake their way through a choice of 30 high-energy songs spanning over four decades of music. Taking cheering to the next level, the special Workout Mode helps to burn calories as you cheer and dance. Fitness buffs can choose the exercise program they want to take part in before hitting the gym with a specially chosen trainer who encourages them throughout the workout.
“I personally like the fact that the developers have taken the time to choreograph real cheerleader moves,” added Coral. “It’s a cool way for kids to get a bit of a work out too. We certainly had to throw ourselves about a bit on the harder songs, the lads here didn’t seem to mind too much though.”
filed in Uncategorized on Feb.06, 2009
February 6th, 2009 on 1:49 pm
I’m looking forward to the long awaited virtual masturbation game from Nintendo.
“Wii Jizz All Over Your Face”, I think it’s called.
February 6th, 2009 on 1:58 pm
Oh Wow, I CAN’T WAIT for that one either!!! LOLZ!!!??! I’ve already bought the offical Nintendo peripheral.
http://kotaku.com/5103900/erotic-game-makes-next+gen-hands-free-a-scary-reality
Where does the Wii-mote fit go?
February 6th, 2009 on 2:21 pm
This is what happens when you hire your “models” from the local Asda.
February 6th, 2009 on 2:27 pm
I live in Sheffield and I can confirm that I’d be over the moon if the girls at the local Asda looked like that.
Apart from the blonde one with the face. I’d not be over the moon with her, I’d hit her with a shovel.
February 6th, 2009 on 2:29 pm
The bottom right one does look like she’s about to serve me a pizza.
February 6th, 2009 on 2:38 pm
Hmm. Nicer uniform than the Sheffield Hallam Warrior Cheerleaders.
February 6th, 2009 on 3:03 pm
For a job that hires specifically based on how you look, they aren’t the greatest looking women I have ever seen. No offence or anything, they seem normal enough. By the same token I would not expect to be ‘talent’ spotted while on the bus by a fashion designer/gay porn director.
Unless I was naked, I do have smashing willy.
February 6th, 2009 on 3:04 pm
I’m sure even Australian reader “John” would agree, now that’s what I call journalism. Borderline investigative journalism, hunting that out like some kind of internet fox-hound.
February 6th, 2009 on 3:21 pm
I love the cheap, amateur, hotel room pornography look of the shots. Something about using a flash in a hotel room makes the pics so dirty.
My WV was just “hanglymp” I swear!
February 6th, 2009 on 5:06 pm
The blond one that features on her own in the third picture down is one of the most boz-eyed motherfuckers I’ve seen on the Internet.
February 6th, 2009 on 6:08 pm
“We’re …happy … with … more pub ic, which is always growing…” commented Head… All-star… “I… bit …myself but this was the first time I’d… Wii. Now I have…!”
“I … like … the developers … to choreograph real cheerleader moves,” added Coral. “It’s a …way … to get a … work out too. We … had … ourselves … on the harder … lads … didn’t seem to mind too much though.”
Would not, except of the one in the third photo. She would be called exotic looking where I come from. And her chin is just big enough to fit a load on without having to open your eyes to aim.
February 7th, 2009 on 5:19 am
From the second picture, you can tell that the one on the left has the biggest boobs.
February 7th, 2009 on 1:34 pm
Biggest boobs but sadly the skankiest face too. She look like a genetic experiment involving Britney Spears and Catherine Tate.
February 8th, 2009 on 4:03 am
YOUR WEBSITE IS SHIT
February 8th, 2009 on 10:47 am
George Bush was a cheerleader.
Shame he never had the chance to play We Cheer when he was in office instead he played Advance Wars with the US military.
He should have invaded Iraq with the storm girls.
February 8th, 2009 on 3:29 pm
To Anonymous 3:03 – YOU MUM IS SHIT
February 9th, 2009 on 8:17 am
I know that girl Coral Head from somewhere….
P.O.V.69 The front cover shot is almost identical, apart from she’s holding cocks and not wiimotes.
February 9th, 2009 on 3:24 pm
Picture 2 – is that Gillian Taylforth, circa ’88, but as seen through one of those security peepholes?