The BAFTA gallery is up. There are no photos of Konnie in it yet. We can only hope the Konnie pics were taken in such a high-resolution that they’re taking longer than usual to upload.

This is Kirsty Gallagher. She’d do, but is NO KONNIE HUQ.

Ross and wife. We have some magazines that feature Mrs Ross, back in the very early 1990s when she was a writer for games mags. One day we will scan in the photos and write something vaguely abusive about her. Perhaps Jonathan Ross might then link to them on his Twitter page and we’ll be famous.

We’re starting to suspect Konnie pulled a sickie after realising what she’d agreed to do, leaving only the tired old usual attendees.

She was DEFINITELY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.