Silence please, for the reason we are all still here.

From “Luke”. Says it’s some curtains he saw in the window of a flat near Euston. Don’t get us involved in your sick voyeurism crimes, Luke.

From “Dan”. Says it’s the mirror in a local pub. We didn’t know we had readers cool enough to go out to pubs!

A Dreamcast-inspired set of Christmas decorations, from a nice man in Germany who’d probably prefer it if we didn’t put his name up. Could cause problems.

Gavin’s lampshade. Came with the studio flat.