PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH “EARLY DEATH” :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
It’s 10.49am and today is already looking like being the best day in the entire history of internet news. Even if this news did technically break on Friday.
Spotted by a “Thomas” who said he found it inside this week’s TV Choice, should you want one of your own to cut out and ironically stick up on the wall above where you sit.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.09, 2009
March 9th, 2009 on 11:54 am
Looks like he’s a bit bored with LBP already. Good thing there are McDonald’s ads in Home!
March 9th, 2009 on 12:23 pm
And also CANCER, HEART DISEASE and DIABETES along the bottom! Hooray!
March 9th, 2009 on 12:48 pm
You bugger. I found this, photographed this, and had even considered numerous Sony-child-killing gags. I’ve been gazzumped.
Its in OK magazine too. Allegedly. Alongside Jade.
March 9th, 2009 on 1:16 pm
This was all over MCV last week…Some even made a complaint
http://www.mcvuk.com/
March 9th, 2009 on 1:52 pm
Now if the PS3 could just die an early death we’ll all be very happy.
March 9th, 2009 on 2:25 pm
“This small boy is just 7 years old. He has Type 1 diabetes, brain cancer and haert disease. Just think, if only he’d picked up a Dreamcast pad instead……
Please give generously to the Campaign for Users Nearly Topped by Sony and help poor children like Tommy here, lest the last thing he see be shades of grey/brown as generic troop A attacks whilst he fumbles with a disease of a controller.
Just a penny an hour can help these disadvantaged children get some blue sky in their short but joyless life.
Please give soon, before its too late.
thank you”
March 9th, 2009 on 3:04 pm
Bizarrely, it only applies to Sony products. Playing Saturn 14 hours a day actually reduces cholesterol and body fat. While improving brain and sexual function.
March 9th, 2009 on 3:51 pm
It is impossible to do nothing, as the actual act of doing is something in itself.
March 9th, 2009 on 3:56 pm
Shut up, Sartre, you know-nothing lout.
March 9th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
The only thing you can be sure of ‘doing’ is thinking.
March 9th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
Shut up, you French twats.
March 9th, 2009 on 4:42 pm
True, Rene. In light of this I believe no activity to be preferable to the other, as the institution of pious morality is dead.
March 9th, 2009 on 4:44 pm
Hang on, Nietzsche, does that mean that the act of playing and preferring Xbox is no more to be preferred than playing Playstation? What a load of shit! I think you’ve been disproved, mate!
March 9th, 2009 on 6:23 pm
I’m thinking of buying a ps3 at christmas.
March 9th, 2009 on 6:52 pm
Ooooooh, someone’s been to the library (or wikipedia).
God is dead. I know because I made sure.
March 9th, 2009 on 6:57 pm
Yes, he is, he turned into a pork chop, then Philip ate him.
March 9th, 2009 on 7:10 pm
Re that mini blog post. Are we official enemies of Ram Raider now?
March 9th, 2009 on 8:13 pm
“This is Dying”
March 9th, 2009 on 8:17 pm
bit like this website….
March 9th, 2009 on 8:36 pm
Bit like this web site that’s been busier than it has been in years? Some days I almost have FUN here.
March 9th, 2009 on 8:46 pm
Wank friendly news everyone! Sega’s Empire: Total War has knocked Killzone 2 off the top of the UK charts.
March 9th, 2009 on 10:00 pm
Photoboy, I’d love to be you, it must be fucking great feeling jumping out of bed in the morning being you! Woo!
March 9th, 2009 on 10:47 pm
The kid could be off school on the sick! He might have brittle bone syndrome! He might have just come in from two hours playing football!
HIS CONTROLLER ISN’T SWITCHED ON.
March 9th, 2009 on 10:49 pm
His controller isn’t even a ps3 controller, it’s like some kind of pikey famiclone pad.
March 9th, 2009 on 11:31 pm
“Bit like this website”
You know, Anonymous, it’s become really fashionable to naysay UK:R recently. Are you objectively criticising it, or rather venting the hatred that arises of a disparate sector of yourself, namely, the sector who hunger for women is consistently left wanting? Seems a lot of haters have come out of the woodwork, and, erm, behind the new anonymity function of late. It’s rather cowardly pathetic (says the man criticising things from behind the anonymity function), and not to mention entirely unfounded; as Carr pertinently opined, UK:R is at a peak, and we’re all having a laugh. I suggest that you take note of the suggested rules of internet conduct and fuck the fuck off if you don’t like it, or at very least give us a proper reason for you bullshit whinging you biter old slag.
March 10th, 2009 on 4:46 am
I like this site, but where did the “Spiel Macht Frei” banner go? That gave me an ercetion and a smile every time I came here. Now I am flaccid and frowning.
March 10th, 2009 on 7:08 am
I hate these ‘studies’ that sample stupid poor people in inner city ghettos for the stupid decisions they make around diet and lifestyle and stupidly correlate that with video gaming, rather than SITTING AROUND DOING FUCK ALL whether it’s TV or gaming or lego or 10 yr olds reading their math text book for the exam next month, and then doing all the end-of-chapter questions and being swotty and then getting bored when they leave school and becoming an assistant manager at Currys. In conclusion, Fuck Sony are Cunts. Study says so.
March 10th, 2009 on 12:34 pm
Can someone post that pic on the Playtation photo competition page? I forget the link (really too lazy to do it myself). cheers
March 10th, 2009 on 3:14 pm
Zorg! Sent a wicked pic to you the other day to precede this story, where’s that at? Sending it to you again now [huffs off to sent items]