SOMEONE IS “HAVING A LAUGH”
Which is handy, as it’s nice to know that a few UKR readers still have something to laugh about. The submitter blacked out the number plates to avoid detection.
“I’m sorry to inform you all at UK:R that Sonic was found earlier today having been killed by a Corsa in the North of England. It’s unlclear whether he was mown down by a disgruntled fan or if he was so appalled at how low he’d stooped in the gaming world that he decided suicide was the better option. Either way I’m sorry to inform you in such a graphic manner. This picture may disturb avid fans – It is after all a Corsa that killed your Hero. With sincerest condolences” – An avid UK:R fan.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.10, 2009
March 10th, 2009 on 1:26 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
March 10th, 2009 on 1:46 pm
A Corsa? Bit posh
March 10th, 2009 on 2:38 pm
Perhaps he is nicking the catalectic converter for it’s precious metals in order to fund a DECENT SONIC GAME
March 10th, 2009 on 2:55 pm
NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.
March 10th, 2009 on 5:06 pm
Are we sure Sonic isn’t just fitting lighting under his car so he can race around the town centre of an evening with the benefits scrounging chavs? Most likely followed by some consumption of Diamond White and a spot of impregnating one of the underage council house slags who hang around.
March 10th, 2009 on 5:24 pm
Sonic is just intalling a Chaos Emmerald powered nitro-turbine under his Sonic-Blue Corsa ! He’s preparing for the next Wii masterpiece from Sonic Team : Sonic Xtrem Tuning Chav Racing.
March 10th, 2009 on 11:45 pm
at the bottom of his self esteem, sonic has turned to car park ‘fix while you shop’ schemes in order to prove he still has some worth.
he now comes complete with baseball cap slighty to high on his head, packet of B+H in his upper pocket and a look of digust for anyone who isn’t a fallen mascot
March 11th, 2009 on 12:58 am
A hedgehog being run over by a car? You have to admire the effort for such an unoriginal concept.
March 11th, 2009 on 10:35 am
he is doing fine. Just taking a nap, no biggie.
March 11th, 2009 on 2:42 pm
My pic, I have spares its fine :)