Which is handy, as it’s nice to know that a few UKR readers still have something to laugh about. The submitter blacked out the number plates to avoid detection.

“I’m sorry to inform you all at UK:R that Sonic was found earlier today having been killed by a Corsa in the North of England. It’s unlclear whether he was mown down by a disgruntled fan or if he was so appalled at how low he’d stooped in the gaming world that he decided suicide was the better option. Either way I’m sorry to inform you in such a graphic manner. This picture may disturb avid fans – It is after all a Corsa that killed your Hero. With sincerest condolences” – An avid UK:R fan.