THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT
A man, who has rightly realised that we’ll upload literally ANYTHING we get sent these days, sent this photo. So we’re uploading it. That is how sadly and disappointingly we “roll” these days.
We’re not sure if it’s meant to be funny or ironic. We are entirely unsure as to the submitter’s “angle”. But here it is anyway.
“The Girlfriend got this in a DVD case for some film she recently bought off off Play. She didn’t throw it out because she thought I would find it funny, or tragic, or something. Which is why I’m with her, really. She has an understanding of Playstation Hate.
“If anyone else sends you this, then I might be able to get a few extra points as the fingers there are hers. Yes. A real woman. Who’s a final year medical student and as such has put those fingers inside people. The photo isn’t high-res enough to zoom in on the individual skin cells, but it’s probably enough for the average UK:R fan to crack a few off to” – The Castrator.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.30, 2009
March 30th, 2009 on 1:04 pm
I guess you need to keep your nails short when you spend your days putting your finger up bottoms.
March 30th, 2009 on 1:15 pm
Beggars can’t be choosers.
*unzips*
March 30th, 2009 on 1:44 pm
I don’t get it?
March 30th, 2009 on 2:15 pm
It’s no Spanish Dreamcast controller box under a tree but it’s certainly a step up from posting reader’s pictures of your own site.
March 30th, 2009 on 3:59 pm
Would.
March 30th, 2009 on 4:11 pm
It’s more like the tips of two of a medical student’s fingers, and slightly frumpy looking fingers at that. I was hoping for more based on the headline.
March 30th, 2009 on 4:44 pm
This could be the first of a new series of updates on a “readers’ wives” theme…
…except there aren’t many readers…
…and they dont have wives…
…or friends…
…but feel free to send in pictures of your support worker, parole officer, or the goblins that live in your cupboards. Especially if they have breasts.
March 30th, 2009 on 6:38 pm
My first parole officer had breasts.
In fact, they are the reason I have a second parole officer…
March 30th, 2009 on 6:58 pm
*puts photo through several Photoshop filters to see if there’s a vague reflection of fingers’ owner in the flash glare*
*fails*
*wilts*
March 30th, 2009 on 7:58 pm
best update for months – 87%
March 30th, 2009 on 10:38 pm
zorg doesn’t have an excuse anymore. there’s so much sega related news happening RIGHT NOW but he’s too busy posting shit images of sony products and looking for swirls on carpets to notice.
i guess he won’t be playing virtual on when it comes to xbla this month.
March 31st, 2009 on 3:11 am
Very useable.
March 31st, 2009 on 8:43 am
her names egg monroe shes older
March 31st, 2009 on 1:47 pm
You know what they say about girls with short fingernails. Or maybe “they” don’t say it and we just made it up in school to continue our bullying of the ugly girl.
I also don’t get this update. “EVERYONE IS NEEDED”? The Blu-Ray logo, since it was in a DVD case or something? I DO NOT KNOW AND EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN’T GIVE A SHIT I MUST HAVE IT EXPLAINED TO ME RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW.
April 2nd, 2009 on 2:11 am
come on help out halverde.