THE SEGA TOYS KALEIDOSCOPE PROJECTOR LIGHT
An infinite array of garish colours, ever-changing and floating in front of your eyes for all eternity? It’ll be like having the old SEGA back developing games JUST FOR YOU.
When someone from the council kicks in your door to wonder why you haven’t paid any council tax for three years, this will be why. Your partially decomposed corpse will be on the bed, with the SEGA Toys Kaleidoscope Projector Light still beaming joy onto the ceiling.
THE STORY BEHIND THE DISCOVERY OF THIS ITEM:
“Hello! I just got some spare cash so I bought some awesome second-hand games (Sonic & Knuckles, Streets of Rage 2, Alien Soldier and some others).”
THEN!
“Then I came to think of that I might want a new watch so i visited a site where I got one before: www.tokyoflash.com.”
AND LO AND BEHOLD
“And lo and behold, I found this thing made of pure win and awesome” – Alexander.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.06, 2009
March 6th, 2009 on 1:32 pm
Fits right up my arse. 9/10
March 6th, 2009 on 2:40 pm
Best UKR comment of all time, right there.
wv was “brojo” = black mans mojo
March 6th, 2009 on 3:37 pm
Can they do one that projects blue skies onto the ceiling? Then I won’t have to go outdoors at all.
March 6th, 2009 on 7:15 pm
Don’t you want somebody to lo-o-o-o-ve, don’t you need somebody to lo-o-o-o-ve.
March 6th, 2009 on 7:18 pm
Can't believe you didn't feature the lifestyle press release snaps:
http://www.auctiva.com/hostedimages/showimage.aspx?gid=419050&image=96170194&images=96170194,96170200,96170210,96170220,96170237&formats=0,0,0,0,0&format=0
I hope you're still anonymous enough to just lift copyright protected snaps from anywhere you like?
March 6th, 2009 on 7:51 pm
It must’ve been a dull day at work today as I found this update pretty darn funny.
March 7th, 2009 on 1:18 am
Dear Alexander,
‘Win’ cannot be used as a noun in this context. Unless one wishes to sound like one of those younger generation internet following cockholes. In which, Mixxion Acomplix. Congrats, WTF, ;), LOL etc…
word ver. – marringe
A civil union between two lesbians
March 8th, 2009 on 2:05 am
“made of pure win and awesome”
You’re some XKCD forum cunt aren’t you?
Kindly fuck off a die somewhere….alone.
March 8th, 2009 on 4:10 am
Didn’t UK:Resistance previously have a colon in it s title? I demand it’s brought back.
ZORG IS A CUNT, and that.
March 8th, 2009 on 1:04 pm
They have a really cool planetarium too.
March 9th, 2009 on 12:47 am
Anonymous 1:05
You’re a cunt for knowing what XKCD was. Another cunt for making me look it up to find out what it was. You are correct in calling the original guy a cunt.
March 9th, 2009 on 8:58 am
You’re a cunt, you fucking pillow biting shit skin ass fucker.
March 9th, 2009 on 12:41 pm
If I was a cunt I’d be fucking myself wouldn’t I? Unless I was a lesbian cunt then I’d be using some other cunt to get me off. Unless I was a gay dude, with a cunt. Then I’d be fucking you in your arse. But I’m actually a straight guy who is cunt, so perhaps it is you who would like to be fucking me? Is that what you were getting at?
UK:R New family friendly presentation. Same old cunts in the forum. Minus the colon.
March 10th, 2009 on 12:29 am
While there really is no right or wrong way to speak, saying “pure win and awesome” really does make you sound like a fucking faggot, in my opinion.