1. 
   Ino said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 12:01 pm

   I wanted to rate it 1 star but as I’m at work, I wouldn’t bother logging in.

2. 
   john matrix said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 12:43 pm

   ouch thats painful…

3. 
   Anonymous said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 12:50 pm

   her names egg monroe shes older

4. 
   Anonymous said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 1:08 pm

   Honestly anonymous, that was funny two decades ago, let it go….

   *slaps him[her]self*

5. 
   Anonymous said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 1:39 pm

   isn’t videogame development wacky

6. 
   Anonymous said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 1:55 pm

   I like the mentions of Egg Monroe being older. Anonymous, please continue with them! In fact, I’m going to start using the phrase in non-UKR scenarios.

   Watching Emmerdale with the missus…
   Mrs: “Oh, who’s that? I recognise her from somewhere…”
   Me: “Oh yeah! Her name’s Egg Monroe. She’s older.”

7. 
   Halverde said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 1:59 pm

   Was that just the same joke five times in a row? 0/10 worse than Egg Monroe.

8. 
   Anonymous said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 2:15 pm

   WTF is Egg Monroe? I keep seeing it on here – it’s a contagion.

9. 
   AT said:
   April 28th, 2009 on 2:33 pm

   Zorg, how was Brighton? Did you visit the arcades and play Final Fight?

10. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 2:34 pm

    Keep doing it!

    Maybe Kotaku will do a post on it.

11. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 3:09 pm

    her names egg monroe shes famous

12. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 3:27 pm

    his names egg monroe, hes a flaming faggot

13. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 4:10 pm

    FFS, unless you’re going to post more pictures of her, stop with the Egg Monroe crap.

    I like that Tomb Raider video. I bet the kid was really happy about getting his head near a real life boob. Which is more action than I’ve seen in my entire 24 years of life.

14. 
    john matrix said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 5:09 pm

    http://juhjuhfernandes.blogspot.com/2009/04/meu-egg-monroe.html

15. 
    john matrix said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 5:13 pm

    also,

    i would prepared a stiffy, or at the very least , a semi, so that in the eventuality of an embrace she would feel my pistol poking at her camel toe, and i could watch her reaction, and using said reaction as the basis for all my future wanking.

16. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 8:00 pm

    The sad part is that film cost off £2.5 million cutting back the budjet of tomb raider to around £3.77

    Wish I could work for I-Dos

17. 
    Alvy Singer said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 8:37 pm

    Nintendo did one just like this back when Nintendogs launched. It was better than this, possibly because I was swigging free beer at the time.

18. 
    Alvy Singer said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 8:39 pm

    Nintendo did this in 2004 too, it was shown at ‘Christmas party’ held in the summer and was funnier than this – though I was sloshed on free beer at the time.

19. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 9:11 pm

    are you drunk now alvy singer?

20. 
    Swiggy McSlosherson said:
    April 28th, 2009 on 9:22 pm

    Well…?! Swigging or sloshed, which is it man?!!

21. 
    weatherbox said:
    April 29th, 2009 on 12:19 am

    An advert for the new Sonic Youth album on UK:R? How odd! Have you struck up an advertising deal with Matador records or is this some Amazon.com affiliate marketing initiative arrived at indirectly, Zorg?

22. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 29th, 2009 on 2:57 am

    See yhe size of that fuckin plasma at the beging that would have cost a fortune back in 2004, good to see all that boobraider money well spent.

23. 
    Phill said:
    April 29th, 2009 on 1:25 pm

    I’m sure all comments were positive at the Eidos office when this idea was revealed to the staff. I’m sure not a single person voiced their concerns that they would come across as pretentious wankers.

    It’s almost up there with Sony viral ads and that current ad where some twat goes on about drinking volvic water everyday. Really, really convincing and sincere. Unlike the previous sentence.

    word verification: cronsuc – A regular scheduled act of fellatio

24. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 29th, 2009 on 2:48 pm

    I like the concept that Eidos actually makes games, as apposed to just publishing them.. No, you just paid people to make them for you…

    CUNTS.

25. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 29th, 2009 on 7:33 pm

    No Starvis no care.

    Stef.

26. 
    Anonymous said:
    April 30th, 2009 on 12:26 pm

    If you listen carefully Starvis is represented by his expenses that were legendary..

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