FAT KID WITH ENERGY DRINK BUYS NEW CONSOLE
Fat kid. Energy drink. Games console. There’s a burger in his back pocket and a tuna wrap hidden up his arse in case they didn’t allow food in the venue.
You wouldn’t need so much additional energy from sugar and caffeine if you weren’t lugging 75 additional pounds around with you everywhere.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.24, 2009
April 24th, 2009 on 12:15 pm
Unless my dwindling eyesight is deceiving me, that appears to be a Mario-branded energy drink. And it appears to be called LEVEL UP, even though there is precious little levelling-up in Mario games (Mario RPG notwithstanding).
It should clearly be called SHINE GET.
April 24th, 2009 on 12:41 pm
He should clearly be labelled FAT GET.
April 24th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
Previous wv was “chipcon” = a monthly convention that would surely be a dream come true to the salad-dodger pictured above?
April 24th, 2009 on 1:09 pm
Let me guess… He’s called Egg Monroe? And he’s older?
April 24th, 2009 on 1:23 pm
I’m not totally convinced that’s a man. It could easily be a woman, we’ve all seen women that look like that. Although there’s a real woman in the background to compare him to, which makes it harder to believe he’s a woman.
Also, surely they could’ve arranged it to not have all the 360 stuff in the background?
April 24th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
Hmm, making fun of the overweight.
Surely pitching to the wrong audience aren’t you, Zorg?
wv: emuleost = notice put up in the window of Rod Hull’s local post office.
April 24th, 2009 on 2:07 pm
her names egg monroe she older
April 24th, 2009 on 2:11 pm
You should have mentioned his race too, for EVEN MORE hilarity.
Fat jokes, disabled jokes. Past accusations of racist paraphernalia. It’s all sunshine here.
April 24th, 2009 on 2:30 pm
http://g.imagehost.org/0482/shiiip.jpg
Says it all, really.
April 24th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
Are the people in the background applauding because he’s about to eat the DSi whole?
April 24th, 2009 on 3:08 pm
Meandmy, you seem to be labouring under the misapprehension we prefer Nintendo to Sony. We don’t give a shit about either.
Sheep, on the other hand…
April 24th, 2009 on 3:21 pm
I WOULD FUCK A SHEEP/ I BET IT’S FLUFFY AND WARM. LIKE MY DAD.
April 24th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
NINTENDO 64!!!!!
April 24th, 2009 on 3:56 pm
I remember when games used to be fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI
April 24th, 2009 on 4:12 pm
That’s one of those Mario energy drinks they sell at the Nintendo shop. Tates like Red Bull but even shitter.
April 24th, 2009 on 4:37 pm
I’m stuggling to pin down his ethnicity
April 24th, 2009 on 6:06 pm
ethnicity is redundant when you’re so large your identity can’t cover your entire self.
Also, from this angle I feel like I’m the one being eaten.
April 24th, 2009 on 6:51 pm
The only Nintendo DSi in Fiji? Christ, I don’t know.
April 24th, 2009 on 6:52 pm
Look at those tonsils. I bet they’ve rubbed against a few cream cakes in their time.
April 24th, 2009 on 7:06 pm
You bring up a good point. His tongue looks like it’s got a thick coat on it which usually indicates digestive problems, possibly due to lactose intolerance.
April 24th, 2009 on 10:52 pm
He’s oviarsely garglin’ cummins. Der. XD
wv: undes. Latin undies! Or an anagram of nudes. Either’s good f’me.
April 25th, 2009 on 12:17 am
If Sonic drank a Super Mario branded energy drink, would it make him slower?
April 25th, 2009 on 4:51 am
Egg-person is getting sloppy. It’s leaving letters behind! Pick up after yourself douchebag!
April 25th, 2009 on 11:59 am
What good is a DSi to him? According to the adverts, it’s only good for trendy 20 somethings to do the sort of picture and sound distortion tricks that we’ve done for years with computers (and which got boring about three minutes later) while sitting in fucking Starbucks with their boyfriends.
April 25th, 2009 on 12:50 pm
would
April 25th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
Fecks sake! I am sick and tired of seeing these ugly, fat losers having to have their pictures taken being first to buy the first, usually bug-ridden, edition of any new games console! Lap it up ya fecking fat, useless, glob of lard ‘cos that’s your 15 mins up! You know what kid, apart from the 4 other fat shut-ins on your facebook page who call you friend, no one else in the entire universe gives a monkey’s toss about you, your sad devotion to a company brand or you getting your obese, globulous waste-of-life face published!
April 25th, 2009 on 3:30 pm
Amen FuzzyPiggy! What a bunch of losers. Them and those people who get all worked up over a blog post.
April 25th, 2009 on 11:33 pm
That guy is going to be so pissed off when he finds a nokia N-Gage in that box instead of his beloved DSi.
April 26th, 2009 on 1:41 am
never mind the fat whale at the front. How sad would your life have to be, if you are standing in a shop taking a photo of this prick buying a DSi like those morons in the backgroud?
April 26th, 2009 on 1:52 am
They’re not taking photos because it’s got a dsi in its paws.
They’re taking photos because it’s managed to rear up and stand on its hind legs.
April 27th, 2009 on 4:41 am
MAN THE HARPOONS
April 27th, 2009 on 11:38 am
Ds console with a mobile phone camera and a baby version of photoshop WHAEEEEYYY
April 27th, 2009 on 1:11 pm
The DSI’s good for web browsing at least, especially when you have a drug-addled teenager who won’t shift his arse off the computer ’cause he’s playing WOW day in, day out.
April 27th, 2009 on 1:23 pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE
April 27th, 2009 on 1:44 pm
Zorg must have called in sick today. He’s probably in Brighton with egg monroe or whatever her name is. Shit weather for it though.
April 27th, 2009 on 3:12 pm
I dreamt about Zorg last night. I know. I think it was linked to having read an article about Sega losing all their source code and my brain picking the only Sega type person I know of in response. We were best friends ever but when I woke up, none of it was real.
=(
April 27th, 2009 on 4:11 pm
I’m in Brighton.
Haven’t felt Zorg’s presence though…
WV: nonrefil – fuck it, far too easy.
April 27th, 2009 on 7:04 pm
Damn right that fuzzypig needs to get a life right now!
April 28th, 2009 on 4:44 am
If Zorg’s sick who’s manning the phones?
April 28th, 2009 on 11:02 am
Is that it? Has he finally given up?
April 28th, 2009 on 11:41 am
I wonder what’s for dinner…
April 29th, 2009 on 4:00 am
Reminds me of a pic (couldn’t find it on google) from the Dreamcast launch in Japan! Only the kid wasn’t quite as fat and far happier-looking, *sighs* wait… what am I sighing about? I waited for a PS2 :P
May 3rd, 2009 on 3:43 pm
You guys act like you don’t play videogames at all. Commenting on a pic of someone who’s happy to get a Nintendo DSi. If you guys are so cool, then why are you even visiting a geeky site such as this one? Stop being hypocrites, assholes.