FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
We know about “demographics” and understand that different “people” like different “things”. But there aren’t enough open bracket symbols in the world to do a sad smiley face sad enough to express the deep sadness we feel looking at this.
It’s perfectly OK to review some games by just looking at the box then frisbeeing it unopened into the eBay pile. 2/10.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.14, 2009
April 14th, 2009 on 12:18 pm
That’s it; I’m picking up a Wii on the way home from work. I can barely get my head around how amazing that looks. Just… wow… I can’t wait.
April 14th, 2009 on 12:26 pm
My preferred type of Farmyard Party doesn’t come with a 3+ rating.
April 14th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
I came.
April 14th, 2009 on 12:45 pm
IN BEFORE EGG MONROE
April 14th, 2009 on 12:53 pm
Wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t.
WV: Fecke – Nope, there’s nothing funny that can come from this word.
April 14th, 2009 on 12:59 pm
2/10? You being generous because at least it doesn’t have any spelling mistakes?
April 14th, 2009 on 1:07 pm
Anybody who posts an ‘IN BEFORE’ comment is a cunt. A rancid little cunt with a putrid discharge.
April 14th, 2009 on 1:50 pm
Though not as bad as those that post FIRST!
Does anybody here like fishsticks?
April 14th, 2009 on 2:20 pm
Why? What are you? Some kind of gay fish?
Besides, they’re called Fish Fingers over here.
This is UK:Resistance, not US:Resistance.
April 14th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 14th, 2009 on 4:41 pm
IN AFTER EGG MONROE.
I hate sloppy seconds.
April 14th, 2009 on 6:09 pm
“they’re called Fish Fingers over here”
but… but… we do have fishsticks ‘over here’. 99p for a pack of 10 pink and white from Tescos. Granted, probably not much real fish is used in their production, but I still love them in my mouth.
April 14th, 2009 on 6:10 pm
Can I be the one who points out that IBTL stood for “I Beat the Lock”, regardless of what 4chan has to say about it?
Failing that, now that that bitch Jade Goody is gone, can we get a death watch on Amy Crackhouse?
April 14th, 2009 on 9:36 pm
Pyscho Pigs UXB the lot of ’em. Or Butasan if you want the Japanese original in MAME
April 14th, 2009 on 11:10 pm
Steven!
April 14th, 2009 on 11:44 pm
Yeah, Steven! How’s it going?
April 15th, 2009 on 2:29 am
First!
April 15th, 2009 on 2:31 am
coming!
April 15th, 2009 on 2:40 am
Bet is has blue sky in it though.
April 15th, 2009 on 3:48 am
2/10? But it has a suggested rating of 3+
April 15th, 2009 on 5:47 am
you’re right anon, quite hypocritical. I demand a retraction of that review.
April 15th, 2009 on 10:11 am
Who cares about this when OutRun Online Arcade is out on XBLA now? Priorities people…
April 15th, 2009 on 10:26 am
Is this an adaptation of George Orwells Animal Farm?
April 15th, 2009 on 2:40 pm
Zorg, can you please turn anonymous posting back off? This egg lady person is getting on my tits. (Maybe it’s the ghost of Edith Massey, who’s grown obsessed with UKR..)
May 5th, 2009 on 3:25 pm
Swine Flu?
June 3rd, 2009 on 6:31 am
This games gonna sell millions in Israel and the middle east……ZING!