NEW CREAM THE RABBIT MASCOT COSTUME – FREE SHIPPING
Eagle-eyed and fur-trousered reader “Link” has supplied the following selection of links to eBay listings of Sonic costumes. There is one clear highlight.
Why put so much effort into the head, then do such a piss-poor job of the shoes? The disused warehouse background is not that evocative, either. And it’s bound to be a man inside.
“Rough the Bat” – aged 47, recently divorced, on the pull in Sheffield.
FURTHER READING
Amy: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270343703303 Blaze: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494207 Cream: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494230 Espio: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494255 Jet: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494343 Knuckles: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494458 Mighty: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270345494483 Rouge: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270344438722 Shadow: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270342652997 Silver: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270343704771 Sonic: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270366935870 Sonic (kid costume): http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270349778722 Tails: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270343668986
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.07, 2009
April 7th, 2009 on 11:18 am
ROFLCOPTER ETC.
Hey UK:R I got Viking: Battle for Asgurd for a tenner at the weekend. It’s made by SEGA. Why don’t you get SEGA games for a tenner and talk about them, screenshots could be included with comical captions. You could also borrow a PS3 and play Valkyria Chronicles (another SEGA game) thereby circumnavigating your Sony ‘hate’. Surely a SEGA title trumps the platform it’s on.
It used to be about games with you… How the mighty have fallen.
April 7th, 2009 on 11:20 am
Would.
April 7th, 2009 on 11:26 am
I think IGN and Eurogamer have got the whole screenshots/words/opinions thing covered off pretty well. Plus IGN rated Viking: Battle for Asgard a “passable” 6/10 and it wasn’t developed by Yuji Naka in Japan before 2002 so doesn’t really count as being “by” SEGA at all.
April 7th, 2009 on 12:00 pm
I can see the kids version of Sonic coming in useful…
WV: Menci – What you say to the bloke in the cubicle next to you after he’s sucked you off through a gloryhole.
April 7th, 2009 on 12:20 pm
Damn it Link, stop damaging our reputation as Germans by making them think we’re all furries. :P
April 7th, 2009 on 12:41 pm
@Zorg
Cleverly dodging the Valkyria comment. A ‘proper’ SEGA game. You’ve played it haven’t you. You love it don’t you. You is well in love with the PS3 now isn’t it.
April 7th, 2009 on 12:45 pm
Isn’t it?
April 7th, 2009 on 12:54 pm
Looks easy to wipe clean.
April 7th, 2009 on 12:59 pm
I can’t decide which is the stand out, Sonic on day two of a three day high or child wearing Sonic’s decapitated head.
April 7th, 2009 on 1:01 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 7th, 2009 on 1:02 pm
I foolishly clicked on Blaze thinking it’d be Blaze from Streets of Rage for some reason, and not Blaze the BORING FUCKING CAT.
Still, pointless to stop once you’ve got yourself prepared. Now where’s my copy of Sonic Rush?
April 7th, 2009 on 1:19 pm
@P.P.A… I admit, I feel sorry.. totally.. or do I?
Hm, not really!
April 7th, 2009 on 2:39 pm
When was UK: Resistance ever about games? I mean, it’s always been game-related, but some “readers” seem to have a crazy notion that they used to come here for up-to-date news and reviews.
April 7th, 2009 on 3:05 pm
@ Blarg
but some "readers" seem to have a crazy notion that they used to come here for up-to-date news and reviews.
Im sorry I come to this site for the articles & the news.
Where are you going to read first about the next dreamcast ?
April 7th, 2009 on 4:06 pm
Are these costumes new or used? The thought of Cream locked up in a disused warehouse is of course very arousing, but if the suit arrives with cum stains it will ruin any illusion of being the first to take her purity.
Another thought: Could the mouth be re-fashioned into some sort of receptacle?
April 7th, 2009 on 5:20 pm
I’d have to Google “Valkyria Chronicles” to find out what it’s about and who it’s by. I suspect it’s not going to be a laugh a minute arcade romp, though.
April 7th, 2009 on 6:38 pm
Why doesn’t Sonic get a good reference. That smile is even better than the nike-pedo smile of Sonic Heroes.
Silver is the one that looks better and that’s even more hillarious.
And for that person that mentioned games, get out, this was never about games like Eurogamer or ….. . IGN. Excuse me while I barf.
WN:literpl litter people, indeed.
April 7th, 2009 on 7:36 pm
I am disfigured by the lack of Sega reviews and news. SICKENED to the pit of my gurgling bowels. Distended with rage at the lack of on the scene arcade reports. WHERE AM DE REVIEW FO’ SCUD RACE FFS?!
Sometimes I don’t know why I even visit this site.
April 7th, 2009 on 9:14 pm
I thought this update was OK but as SEGA news goes I’m disappointed that the Outrun Live 360 Whatever release date has been scrolled away.
April 7th, 2009 on 10:53 pm
I’m fairly sure the child in the Sonic costume is only being held up by rigor mortis.
April 7th, 2009 on 11:11 pm
Also Those bastards at Sega got rid of Yu Suzuki last week what the fuck. Sega is now dead to me sorry. Well dead except for the outrun and virtual on xbox games coming soon but other than that fuck you Sega Yu Suzuki is a gaming God and you treated him like shit. Shame on you Sega for shame!
April 8th, 2009 on 12:35 am
Fatso Tails.
April 8th, 2009 on 3:11 am
Sega are always high on some good shit, when will you learn this? It explains EVERYTHING they’ve ever done.
April 8th, 2009 on 4:10 am
So . . . . I’m not going to get a Shenmue 3 then? [ runs off sobbing ]
April 8th, 2009 on 11:38 am
Bahahaha, the kid with the decapitated Sonic head wrapped around him looks so sad. He knows his school mates are gonna find that photo and torment him about it for the rest of his life.
The dingy warehouse backgrounds makes these photos especially creepy and hilarious.
April 9th, 2009 on 2:13 am
Why are these in adult sizes?
April 9th, 2009 on 2:57 pm
Do you really need to ask that?