SEEING AS WE’RE POSTING LITERALLY ANYTHING THESE DAYS
Such a pleasing rectangle of lovely colour. On Monday, we might just upload an orange rectangle to see what it looks like.
“Heard you’re literally posting anything these days, so here’s a picture of a painting called ‘NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH HARRISON FORD’ by some bloke called Brandon Bird” – Beef.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.17, 2009
April 17th, 2009 on 12:12 pm
I’ll play SEGA with you, Han!
April 17th, 2009 on 12:52 pm
I think we’ve finally worn him down. A glut of pitiful reader’s submissions have done a swillman on Zorg and sapped his will to live. Quality control has gone out the window, like Sega approving Mega-CD titles from hastily scribbled thumbnails of suggested box art on the back of napkins.
Someone must strike while the iron is hot and send in one of those special swirl photos. Just don’t drop the camera in the bowl when you’re taking the shot.
Once Zorg posts it (probably by next week at the latest) then this site will have hit a new low with little room left to descend.
April 17th, 2009 on 12:52 pm
Hey cumdroplet proprietor…more updates.
April 17th, 2009 on 1:30 pm
What about Outrun you distended piece of rancid rectum?
Oh, Outrun’s eggs monroe? And she’s older? Good review.
April 17th, 2009 on 1:31 pm
This is why I love this site. As the posts get worse the irony gets better.
BTW Zorg are you sure each post is only 0.2% worse than the last?
April 17th, 2009 on 1:48 pm
‘NO ONE’ is a bit harse on Harrison, after all it’s only Chris Ryan and Ronald Weasly that don’t want to play.
I see what Zorg is up to with this ‘art’ update. He wants to appeal to the high brow Kotaku crowd
April 17th, 2009 on 1:56 pm
High brow Kotaku crowd? Who they?
I’m assuming they’re the ones who don’t actually comment at kotaku? (or write features either)
April 17th, 2009 on 2:02 pm
same shit different day
April 17th, 2009 on 2:07 pm
I apologise for my spelling of ‘harsh’ earlier. To make up for it here’s something ‘I’ found on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuXSqOCX0l8
Sega Hummer game looks almost as good as Outrun. Hopefully there will be a gangsta rap soundtrack and blinging spinning rims and a bonus drive by level.
April 17th, 2009 on 2:12 pm
That’s weird, makes it looks like it’s reversing a high speed. With the seats put in backwards.
April 17th, 2009 on 3:37 pm
her name’s egg monroe she’s older.
………. i’m just trying to fit in.
April 17th, 2009 on 4:05 pm
Couldn’t we have a “NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH PHIL HARRISON” picture? Or a “NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH ANY OF THE CUNTS WHO WORK FOR SONY”?
April 17th, 2009 on 5:48 pm
Calm the fuck down about Outrun already. There will be a SPECIAL FEATURE where Cmdr_Zorg visits SUMO DIGITAL with RICHARD JACQUES but it will all be a bit shit for comedic effect.
April 17th, 2009 on 6:31 pm
Han Solo is a pedophile. Thats why noone will play sega with him. Sega is for child molesters.
April 17th, 2009 on 6:40 pm
For some reason, I find that picture hilarious.
I think it’s the light gun.
April 17th, 2009 on 7:40 pm
This requires no justification. It’s funny as fuck as far as I’m concerned.
April 17th, 2009 on 9:42 pm
Don’t need an Outrun review but some Outrun porn wouldn’t go a miss. You know, with the girl getting bent over the ferrari’s bonnet under that blue, blue sky. Something like that would hit the spot.
April 17th, 2009 on 9:51 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 18th, 2009 on 12:31 am
Don’t carry it by the wires Harrison! They’ll come loose and you’ll have to send it away to get fixed.
April 18th, 2009 on 4:50 am
mummy why I do I feel this feeling of despair
April 18th, 2009 on 6:07 am
prolly because you’re a pillow biter, you biter of pillows.
April 18th, 2009 on 9:51 am
Nobody wants to play Sega with Harrison after he went to pause the game but hit the reset button instead and lost hours of progress in Wonder Boy In Monster Land.
(note: this joke is only funny if you are Master System fan of hardcoreness)
April 18th, 2009 on 10:51 am
Branch you’re a hardcore lover of rough gay porn. But yes..Wonder Boy in Zorg Land was delicioso.
April 18th, 2009 on 12:21 pm
The more I look at this the more I think – Where the hell was this when the new logo was being considered?
The look of loneliness and disdain on Harrison’s face just sums up everything this site is about.
April 18th, 2009 on 12:46 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 18th, 2009 on 1:41 pm
Why does Harrison Ford look like Jerry Stiller in the thumbnail? It keeps freaking me out.
April 19th, 2009 on 8:28 am
I miss the outrun screen shots.. you know what you could do. use a sepia filter on some and mention that this adds nostalgia