THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ‘FLAG MAN’
Someone took these photos of Mega Drive Super Monaco Grand Prix. They feature our dear, beloved (NOT IN A GAY WAY) Flag Man. And if you’re waiting for a review of OutRun Online Arcade, stop waiting. It’s the same game as before only without the home mini games and in high-resolution. You don’t need us to tell you that.

BREAKS OUT THE CLICHED BUT SADLY APPLICABLE TEETH JOKE: “Super Monaco for Mega Drive, is it your favourite game? Well it god damn should be because I just found the SEGA Flag Man in it. Maybe you knew he was there all along? Maybe you have some sprite debugger thing that looks through the source code of old games for sprites made of red pixels that flap around like Heath Ledger on prescription meds? I dunno what goes on over there in England, but it’s certainly not brushing your teeth for the majority of your population so I thought I may as well send this to you.”
“I’ve taken pictures with a camera phone of my Cable Ready Teac TV to record the event for future generations. Perhaps in twenty or thrity years people will look back and say: ‘Australia never did get cable, so why did they buy a bucket load of cable ready TVs?'”
“Regardless, this sort of carry on is neither here nor there and certainly not a reflection of the wonderful work you are all doing here on the front line. Poach me a kipper old blighty, because the pics are in the attachment. Your Pal From AustraliaLand” – Brett Bear.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.22, 2009
April 22nd, 2009 on 10:42 am
Lesbian pics of Emo Sonic Girl & Fat Cheesedog Girl pls. Kthxdie.
April 22nd, 2009 on 11:05 am
you’re supposed to ram into him on the finish line, then take pictures as he flies off into the distance, maintaining his flag man stance and still flapping one arm.
he’s a consummate proffesional to the end.
that was one of my favourite bits of the game that was.
April 22nd, 2009 on 11:16 am
Outrun arcade also doesn’t have the jacque-ass euro remix’s. Which is reason enough to ignore it…
April 22nd, 2009 on 11:19 am
Every comment on UK:R will just be requests for more pics of that emo girl from now on. Even though she looks like she was probably about 1 when Sonic the Hedgehog first came out. Fucking poser.
Well… At least she’s not wearing a NES T-shirt.
April 22nd, 2009 on 12:06 pm
I’d Konami Code the emo girl.
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right on her clit, while ‘B’ and ‘A’ represent fiddling her Boobs and Arsehole respective. ‘Start’ is ramming it in, obviously. Yes.
April 22nd, 2009 on 12:37 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 22nd, 2009 on 1:03 pm
No Jacques Euro mixes?!
Yay!
April 22nd, 2009 on 5:18 pm
Brett from down under? Are you that guy from Flight of the Conchords?
April 22nd, 2009 on 7:18 pm
Since when don’t we brush our teeth in England, you backward twat?
April 22nd, 2009 on 7:48 pm
Now australia has given us two amazing things.
Flagman pics and Vegemite. If only they could somehow produce a TV show about a kangaroo which saves people from dangerous situations. Such things remain the stuff of dreams.
April 22nd, 2009 on 11:39 pm
tomleecee has never heard of “stereotypes”
April 23rd, 2009 on 2:05 am
TRY A SEPIA FILTER THE HARD YAKKA IS WORTH IT AND IT WOULD LOOK UH, ACE YES THAT’S IT, ACE
April 23rd, 2009 on 6:16 pm
Primitive telly, Aussies are backward indeed. But we shouldn’t pander to stereotypes. Even if Brett is a small-penis, wallaby-shagging, bent-stick throwing, weak lager drinking, toothless cunt.
P.S. You convict.
May 2nd, 2009 on 4:25 pm
yeh, the absolute pro.
The family has a fine heritage in the waving business and Flagmans american cousin (striker? chad?) more than makes up for his girth with shear enthusiasm as he marks the beginning of epic trans american non-ferrari races.