“THERE’S THIS THING ON THE INTERNET CALLED THE DONK DJ”
Here’s something for any readers under the age of 30 we may have accidentally accrued. Just click on this link and press play, basically.
THE EXPLANATION OF WHAT IT IS MEANT TO BE
“There’s this thing on the internet called the Donk DJ. It basically turns any song into an unlistenable piece of shit.“Some brave soul decided to upload ‘Can You Feel The Sunshine’ and have it, erm, ‘donked’. The result is ambiguous, to say the least.
“Thought you should hear this because it made me laugh hysterically for 10 minutes. I also uploaded Black Cat Moon. Also if this manages to make the front page, I have attached a 3000 x 2250 JPEG image of a viral Dreamcast marketing scheme I found on Google” – Alex.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.03, 2009
April 3rd, 2009 on 11:59 am
Wow. Congratulations on discovering that has already been around for ages and is funny for about 5 seconds.
Can we bring back Swilly?
It’s no fun when you do the bad updates.
Do something on that Sonichu guy?
:-(
April 3rd, 2009 on 12:01 pm
>Do something on that Sonichu guy?
>has already been around for ages and is funny for about 5 seconds.
Also fuck you, this is hilarious. Best update in weeks.
April 3rd, 2009 on 12:16 pm
Put a donk on it!
April 3rd, 2009 on 12:19 pm
I’d prefer it if people could stop putting donks on things now.
April 3rd, 2009 on 12:41 pm
Put a doooonk on it! Fucking Northerners
April 3rd, 2009 on 1:08 pm
Richard Jacques has a lot to answer for. I wonder if he realises the love of him at UKR is actually a giant pisstake?
And why would anyone do that to VR2 music? That’s a hate crime.
April 3rd, 2009 on 1:15 pm
Um. That Sonichu guy has been around for ages, too.
April 3rd, 2009 on 1:20 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 3rd, 2009 on 1:45 pm
Front page? This is definitely page 3 material.
WV: Comel. A camel that travels through space at high speed.
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:01 pm
http://www.blogsmonroe.com/budget/2009/04/easter-egg-hunts-in-monroe-mi/
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:39 pm
See Emily Play…
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/32842
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:07 pm
bita Portal:
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/33449
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:17 pm
That portal remix is bangin. I’ve heard much worse coming from my corsa driving neighbours
April 3rd, 2009 on 6:15 pm
I think listening to that gave me epilepsy or at least a headache. Totally undone the pleasantness of that weird outrun themed flash thing. Right, now I’m off to thump the YTS kid.
April 3rd, 2009 on 7:41 pm
See Emily Play…
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/32842
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Was that the Floyd original or Bowie’s superior cover from Pinups? The speeded up voices tie in nicely with the laughing gnome if so.
April 3rd, 2009 on 8:51 pm
and we have the next chav anthem…
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/34340
Surfin’ Bird by the trashmen
April 4th, 2009 on 1:39 am
HA HA HA! This is fucking great! It just speeds it up and punctuates it with shitty MIDI soundz. What a piece of shit! I can’t believe whoever invented this would actually encourage people to ‘donk’ music and then rate it! A community forming around ‘donked’ music is like a community forming around a haemmoroid ridden anus.
‘Donking’ is the new ‘bopping it’.
April 4th, 2009 on 2:45 pm
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/37679 Antiques Roadshow
April 7th, 2009 on 7:44 pm
The Antiques Roadshow ‘donk’ is fucking amazing.
Yes, I am begin serious.