A SONIC TIE AND A READER’S ATTEMPT AT FURRY FAN FICTION
New Low of the Week(TM) achieved by Wednesday!
“I found this today at the local thrift store. I also found that lovely comic, which I was able to enjoy up until I found out that the lead writer is a legitimate furry, not just a presumed one. It makes me think of all of those times where a lady in a cartoon is wearing something that you know should be showing off massive cleavage, but Disney or Nelvana or whoever don’t want kids to get the wrong idea about anatomy. And then, suddenly, you have your first little erection in that brief flash where you find out that the Dark Queen in the Battletoads pilot does not actually have wafer tits. Innocent enough, until you realize it was probably done by a bored, lonely animator who made sure to save that cel and toss it on the jerk pile. Oh, and it’s a nice silky tie” – Kevin.
filed in Uncategorized on May.27, 2009
May 27th, 2009 on 12:21 pm
her name’s tired internet meme, its not funny anymore
May 27th, 2009 on 12:22 pm
her name is tired internet meme, she’s boring
May 27th, 2009 on 12:50 pm
her names aig monroe she was possibly involved in the credit crunch somehow but only people who care about more than videogames and nip slips know that kind of stuff
May 27th, 2009 on 12:57 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
May 27th, 2009 on 1:04 pm
Might a reasonable request for the egg monroe stuff to stop do the trick? I was funny at first, really it was, well done to the originator, but it’s now very dull and all it’s doing is hurting this site a little. Enough? Cease? Halt? Please?
vw – lusedshe. And HARD
May 27th, 2009 on 2:11 pm
ZORG GETS PAID BY THE COMMENT
EGG MONROE COMMENTS ALL THE TIME
MYSTERY SOLVED
May 27th, 2009 on 2:12 pm
PS THAT WASNT A SERIOUS ACCUSATION IM OLDER
May 27th, 2009 on 2:24 pm
Egg Monroe is on the pitch! She thinks shes all older! She is now, she’s four!
May 27th, 2009 on 2:37 pm
Bravo Halverde.
May 27th, 2009 on 2:51 pm
Egg Monroe said i was silly
May 27th, 2009 on 2:54 pm
Can everyone try their best to ignore what’s-her-face from now on? It only gives it power to acknowledge it. If we ignore it, it won’t go away, but it might stop everyone joining in. Or make T-shirts. Either way is fine for me.
Look at me going on, and I only came to talk about ways of keeping your jerk pile manageable. Oh well, next time.
May 27th, 2009 on 2:59 pm
So I herd yoo liek Egg Monroes?
May 27th, 2009 on 3:59 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
May 27th, 2009 on 4:09 pm
My theory : Zorg is the originator of this egg monroe thing, and actually posts the majority of the egg monroe comments, with the secret objective of driving away his last readers and closing the whole shit without furious stalkers waiting for him at night, death threats etc…
her names egg monroe shes older
May 27th, 2009 on 4:16 pm
Zorg, speaking about quality updates and torturing your last readers, any news from Glen ?
May 27th, 2009 on 4:46 pm
OK, can we line the 4channers up in a row and shot them in their grossly deformed 12 year old testicles?
May 27th, 2009 on 5:08 pm
This thread needs more Pedobear / 4chan party vans.
brb fbi.
May 27th, 2009 on 5:10 pm
@Halverde
Basically my bookmarks are UK:R and Egotastic. Are you saying I need to broaden my horizons?
WV: wingstif- a hard-on for birds?
May 27th, 2009 on 6:17 pm
ɹǝpןo sǝɥs ǝoɹuoɯ ƃƃǝ sǝɯɐu ɹǝɥ
May 27th, 2009 on 8:57 pm
his names egg shen hes huge buzz
May 27th, 2009 on 9:05 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
May 27th, 2009 on 9:17 pm
Well, 20-odd comments in and I’d like to be the first to actually talk about the subject of the post. I like the tie, but not to wear – I only like it as something to add to a Sonic collection. I don’t like the picture on the front of the comic.
May 27th, 2009 on 9:30 pm
Oh hey, that’s the tie that belongs to this: http://sega-memories.blogspot.com/2009/03/cutest-sonic-clothes-youll-ever-see.html
May 27th, 2009 on 9:34 pm
That tie be pimpin’
May 27th, 2009 on 9:57 pm
‘BRAPP’ or something.
May 27th, 2009 on 9:59 pm
redlo sehs eornom gge samen reh
May 27th, 2009 on 10:00 pm
son nom est oeuf Monroe et elle est plus âgée
May 27th, 2009 on 10:01 pm
hes griff blimp hes saving treasure for meat
May 27th, 2009 on 10:03 pm
Lovely? That comic? That is the worst thing the Sonic franchise has and that stupid issue was what started it all. Furry drama on, annoying Mary Sue of doom, spotlight stealer squad, a kingdom that makes no sense, stupid generic forest holds no candle to the funkiness of the game environment.
I'd use the tie, over and over again though. That one is the on ebeing lovely. <3
May 27th, 2009 on 10:15 pm
eggmonroe.com
May 27th, 2009 on 10:47 pm
I don’t even have Egotastic.
Ah well. There’s always the archives..
May 27th, 2009 on 11:04 pm
Hey, if anyone’s going any festivals this year maybe we could spread the word about this egg monroe? At least that way we’d finally be in on the joke…
…or maybe not lol
May 27th, 2009 on 11:07 pm
I’m tired. Good night everyone.
May 27th, 2009 on 11:12 pm
night x
ooo, word veryification = tingly
May 27th, 2009 on 11:43 pm
i started egg monroe my names ___________
May 28th, 2009 on 12:04 am
Oh did you!? O RLY. Fuck off and die cunt. Just because a few retards repeat something often enough, won’t make it a meme. Just go look at the long list of FAILS. Firstly, this ain’t 4chan or 7chan or whutevadafuckchan. Secondly, people are gonna have to be in on it, (know what it means, fags?) to repeat it. Therefore, all you cunts that repeat without knowing, are simply retards. And finally, people are already bored of it and will just ignore it. So like I said, fuck off and die.
May 28th, 2009 on 1:08 am
All anonymous’ should fuck off and die. The death of anonymous = death of Egg Monroe.
May 28th, 2009 on 1:48 am
Hey ya! Just like to say, I take it in the can! OMG :O Byeee. desu
May 28th, 2009 on 1:54 am
No need 4 lube, just spit on it b4 u enter me.. nnnnmmmmpfff oh you stud, ride me you stallion..
May 28th, 2009 on 1:59 am
Ok I was wrong and homosexual. I’ll just fuck off and die now. I’m sorry anonymous’.
May 28th, 2009 on 2:01 am
http://www.whois-search.com/whois/eggmonroe.com
May 28th, 2009 on 2:28 am
lulz. shaun m got pwnd. watta cunt. and who the fuck is jonas brenner, cos ur a cunt too
May 28th, 2009 on 3:50 am
nan tells a tale of brie snazzy whos riding for merry tavern
May 28th, 2009 on 3:58 am
shes complaing about anonymity shes on the internet ^feckless crusade^ my names _______ i started egg monroe youll not know me shes dealing with it shes continuing theres new input shes tolerant perchance shes maybe enjoying shenanigans shes older anyway shes using usernames not real identiy shes moronic shes conservative shes not getting it shes impervious to hate
her names egg monroe shes older
May 28th, 2009 on 4:01 am
nan tells a tale of brie snazzy whos riding for merry tavern
May 28th, 2009 on 4:01 am
nan tells a tale of brie snazzy whos riding for merry tavern
May 28th, 2009 on 4:15 am
By the way that’s bullshit. I’m the one who started the Egg Monroe thing and now it’s beyond my control. I feel like Dr. Frankenstein. Who am I? Well, If you must know I’m…. *smashes smoke capsule against ground and then escapes through a skylight with belt-mounted grappling hook*
May 28th, 2009 on 4:21 am
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
May 28th, 2009 on 4:31 am
for the love of christ turn off anonymous comments! every last one of them, including this one, is fucking shit
May 28th, 2009 on 6:01 am
The cunt is even posing as ‘Shabtronic’ in the anus post. eggtwat/nyarth/bonniefuckinglangford/shaunm/jonasbrenner.. whoever you are, just fuck off
May 28th, 2009 on 9:33 am
her names egg monroe shes older
May 28th, 2009 on 10:59 am
Morning.
May 28th, 2009 on 11:23 am
SWILLMAN IS EGG MONROE IN A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS SITE INCREDIBLY SHIT
May 29th, 2009 on 9:03 pm
no im egg monroe im older
September 8th, 2009 on 2:48 pm
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