EVERYBODY… EVERYBODY… EVERYBODY… EHHHH-EVERYBODY…
Everybody will soon be SUPER SONIC RACING again!
The slightly cumbersome name for this is “Sonic & SEGA All-Star Racing“. Presumably calling it “Sonic R 2” was deemed too much of a sales deathwhish even for the SEGA of today.
We have already despatched several emails regarding the availability of Richard Jacques for soundtrack duties.
If Jacques isn’t on-board it will be the greatest TRAVESTY of the modern gaming era. Or at least the greatest travesty since Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
It also won’t be the same without huge chunks of scenery appearing two feet away from your character’s body.
CVG says it’s being handled by Sumo Digital, so it ought to be a solid 7/10 at least. There’s a video of it on that web site about videos.
THE PRESS RELEASE:
In a frantic battle to the chequered flag, Sonic and friends speed around tracks set in mediaeval castle ramparts, lush rainforests and bustling cities, all taken from the visually rich and varied universes of Sonic and SEGA. Fan favourites such as Dr. Eggman, Tails, AiAi, Amigo and many more will join Sonic in their custom built vehicles, revving their engines and jostling to stay ahead of the pack. Each character will speed around the track in cars, planes, motorbikes, and in Aiai’s case – a banana mobile! Secret short cuts, swift handling and avoiding strategically placed obstacles are certainly the best way to get to the top of the podium…
But winning is only part of the fun in Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing! Each character has a specific All Star move – such as Super Sonic, Banana Blitz and Tails Tornado – that allows a quick way for competitors to get back into the race! Power ups and weapons can also be collected around the tracks and used against the opposition to ensure they don’t become a threat to that number one position.
Battle it out in single or multiplayer mode, allowing up to four friends to race in frantic split-screen action, or up to eight players to compete online in the ultimate racing showdown.
Can Amigo scramble Dr. Eggman? Will AiAi say bye-bye to Tails? Are you gonna be faster than Sonic? The race will start in 2010…
filed in Uncategorized on May.28, 2009
May 28th, 2009 on 5:14 pm
Brilliant news, brilliant UK:R update. Brilliant!
May 28th, 2009 on 5:59 pm
I am so hard right now.
May 28th, 2009 on 6:06 pm
eggmonroe.com
May 28th, 2009 on 6:08 pm
And we’re back
May 28th, 2009 on 6:35 pm
What’s Sonic doing in a car??? FAIL
May 28th, 2009 on 6:38 pm
Fail? What does this word mean? Sonic is most definately not “fail”. He might however be frail, and that’s why he’s using a car. Years of running around at high speed, I’m surprised it’s taken this long for his knees to stop working.
May 28th, 2009 on 6:48 pm
This doesn’t look nearly as excellent as Sonic R.
Much more like Sonic Drift 3 or something crappy like that.
May 28th, 2009 on 7:12 pm
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
May 28th, 2009 on 7:32 pm
Sonic on foot would give the others no chance, that's why he's in a car.
Day 1. <3
May 28th, 2009 on 7:36 pm
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
err… wutuf?
May 28th, 2009 on 7:54 pm
What the FUCK?! If I wanted videogame news, I’d go to a shit site like Kotaku. Please stop pretending to provide any real videogame information and lets get back to what really matters; pictures of swirls please.
WV: FAMMISLU – a famous console released in japan as pronounced by one with a slur (or a dick in ones mouth)
May 28th, 2009 on 7:57 pm
The trailer opens with a lingering shot of beautiful blue sky.
This is clearly direct UKR fanservice from Sumo, we must fap in gratitude
May 28th, 2009 on 8:24 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
May 28th, 2009 on 8:33 pm
We’ve added Egg Monroe as a playable character too :)
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S0L
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May 28th, 2009 on 10:35 pm
S0L, please try VERY hard to obtain anything more than just a 7/10. We need MANY original elements to make this game work.
Ta.
May 28th, 2009 on 10:39 pm
Yeah very average sega game on its way! Can’t wait.
May 29th, 2009 on 12:19 am
Do we need any original elements? Just some solid, basic racing action would be good enough for me, considering how Mario Kart kept losing the plot after the snes one.
As for adding Egg Monroe, seeing as that probably won’t be possible, what about adding an Easter egg like from the Amiga days, so if we type ‘her names egg monroe shes older’ at the title screen we get something special?
May 29th, 2009 on 12:39 am
It would be really cool to see an entire racetrack based around Wonder Boy III, with some of the dragon bosses making cameos.
There, I said it.
May 29th, 2009 on 1:21 am
Something special? How about a big-fat-gay-mustachioed Italian plumber who’s fucked on magic mushrooms, kicks down your door to rape you in your bum before ripping your head off and shitting down your neck. Is that what you had in mind? No? Me neither..
May 29th, 2009 on 1:47 am
needs more blue sky
May 29th, 2009 on 9:21 am
A Deathwhish? A deathwhhhhhhish? /Lady Bracknell
Ahem.
A special egg monroe easter egg? How about typing ‘her names egg monroe shes older’ is the cue for a lethal electric shock, administered on the last keypress? I think that’s something that should be implemented here (and also for that snazzy brie merry tavern bollocks someone’s obviously trying to start up as a replacement…)
May 29th, 2009 on 11:06 am
Personally looking forward to this a lot, thanks Sega and Sumo! I’ve been fancying a good cartoony racer for a while, but I fucking hate the Nintendo characters so Mario Kart can fuck right off.
May 29th, 2009 on 2:22 pm
Sounds even better then a big bunch of seedless grapes.
June 3rd, 2009 on 12:58 pm
The sega rally team could have finished this already and had it running quicker than 10 fps!
September 8th, 2009 on 2:47 pm
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