THE FRAG DOLLS – EMPOWERING WOMEN SINCE 2004
Empowering you to vote for the hottest possible new one. That’s GIRL POWER for you. That’s what Germaine Greer was on about in that book of hers.
“In the future”, said Greer, “I can see how all women will be rated in order of perceived attractiveness with the less attractive ones thinned out and disposed of in an old iron bath filled with lime powder so their faces no longer offend men on the internet”.
A shady past in internet pornography is nice, but not essential.
filed in Uncategorized on May.01, 2009
May 5th, 2009 on 11:35 am
Third one in – her names egg monroe shes older
May 5th, 2009 on 11:55 am
How am I supposed to decide with just one measly photograph? I need multiple angles and at least one body shot before I make my decision.
If they’re going to be sexist they may as well do it properly. Chop-Chop! Let’s see pictures of them in their underwear, Ubisoft.
May 5th, 2009 on 11:59 am
I think I'm gonna have to go with bottom Right…purely on the basis she's showing her pussy & she has the word ANAL in her name..
May 5th, 2009 on 12:01 pm
Krystal looks underage. I pick her.
May 5th, 2009 on 12:11 pm
Hey, Ms. Greer was uncannily on the money on this one! I’ll have to re-read her works in the light of my new-found respect for her foresight.
So that’s the next week of evenings filled, any other time filling suggestions appreciated.
May 5th, 2009 on 12:43 pm
Whoa, Ubisoft not only has this thing still running, it’s still taking it seriously even when most of the British lot admit it was a farce from the beginning?
I would say I’ve lost respect for Ubisoft but given that they’re the new EA it would imply I had some in the first place…
Back OT: going clockwise from Anne-Marie: Wouldn’t, Wouldn’t, Would, Would, Wouldn’t, Would (if she cheered up a bit), Wouldn’t.
Word verification: cavinge. Too easy, surely?
May 5th, 2009 on 12:43 pm
@Badben:- One Suggestion is going on Twitter & pretending to be Susan Boyle telling everyone how you've never been made love to by a man (mainly because you look like a beardless Billy Connolly) & your one romantic encounter was being done in the wrongen down a dark alley by a man who looked like Sid James & smelt of petrol?…
just a suggestion….
May 5th, 2009 on 1:21 pm
@Anonymous:
Egg Monroe comment = awesome, thank you :)
May 5th, 2009 on 1:25 pm
They are the US Frag Dolls. You’ve not reported on the other shocking ‘news’ that the UK frag dolls are disbanding.
May 5th, 2009 on 2:04 pm
Got a thing for chicks with glasses so Brenna it is. Krystal looks like she’s on drugs or something.
May 5th, 2009 on 2:28 pm
I say we vote for the one who looks most likely to be a total light-weight and would therefore drunkenly suck you off before puking on herself.
So for me it’s either Debra or Krystal.
I’m not saying I’d enjoy it, but it’s a voting system that as far as I’m concerned would pick the right candidate.
May 5th, 2009 on 3:14 pm
Can’t believe this shit is still going (No, not UK:R in this instance).
They don’t even get that much publicity any more because contrary to popular belief, teenaged boys do not like being patronised by transparent marketing strategies. If one wants to see naked women, there is no need to visit a videogame site.
And no one gives a shit what these bitches think anyway, once you ejaculate they can fuck right off. A photograph can’t make you a cup of tea.
I love the anonymity of the Internet. You can say things you don’t even agree with.
May 5th, 2009 on 3:32 pm
I vote for Lanai. Don’t know about the woman behind her though :/
May 5th, 2009 on 4:22 pm
Hands up who’s still got the pics of that red-haired munter on their HD?
May 5th, 2009 on 4:45 pm
*Raises hand*
May 5th, 2009 on 4:49 pm
Just when I think this site is turning to shit, it pulls an egg monroe and comes up with a golden update like this.
and to think they said she was older.
May 5th, 2009 on 5:07 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
May 5th, 2009 on 6:50 pm
Lying pictures lie. Brenna and Krystal don’t hold up in video. Lanai best looking in video but fraud. Sarah and Debra tops in video cuteness, Vanessa most legit skills but like egg monroe is older. Complete sentences unnecessary, fragments sufficient.
May 5th, 2009 on 9:26 pm
FYI: You guys realise you can click their pictures and then watch their videos?
Why do they all have annoying voices? Infact, why do all Americans have annoying voices? If you’re an American and you have a voice, FUCK OFF AND DIE. I’ve rated these on hotness/least vocally annoying:
Carolyn – wins because of gratuitious down the top tit-shots and because she looks like the puppet from dark crystal.Jessica
Arielle – seems like a complete hipster, opinion-changing mac-using dick. But she’s cute.
Lani.
Sasha – Hot chink? Sweet.
Hannah – Let down by lame punk.
Brenna.
Tunesha – I’m not racist
Zorg
May 5th, 2009 on 9:32 pm
I paid 99p the other day for Outrun 2006 – Coast to Coast on the PC, and it is gorgeous. I just wanted to share.
May 5th, 2009 on 9:38 pm
they are all fugly as hell
May 5th, 2009 on 9:40 pm
99p? I don’t know how much my Internet costs per minute these days. Plenty of seeds though so it can’t have been too much…
LOLZ!!!
But seriously, I did steal it off the Internet.
May 6th, 2009 on 12:22 am
Stealing things from the interwebs is wrong and naughty.
wv: unbrat – the short name of the process ‘unbratification’. Usually involves removing PSP from spoilt 13 year olds and sending it to an Albanian orphanage.
May 6th, 2009 on 6:23 am
I voted for Krystal but that was before I saw the video and saw Caolyn’s tits. Now I want to change my vote and am sad…
May 6th, 2009 on 12:36 pm
Scott – I’d follow your suggestion, except that I AM ACTUALLY Susan Boyle and the whole Sid James / petrol thing was the best night of my life I’ll if you must know.
Now… I dreamed a dreeaaaammmm of time gone byyyyyyyyyeeeeee
May 6th, 2009 on 2:19 pm
I didn’t see the videos because flash was fucked. It’s working now.
Carolyn for the win. Everyone vote for Carolyn.
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
May 6th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
Right then.
Anne Marie – Wouldn’t. Looks older than many women on those ‘milf hunter’ websites, would likely fill your house with Laura Ashley furnishings and sink her claws in before you realized it.
Brenna – Would. Will probably fuck you like she’d just got out of prison, and she’d keep her glasses on for your glasses fetish. Looks like she enjoys a drink to ‘loosen up’.
Debra – Would. Somehow manages to pull of the ‘straight fringe’ without looking stupid. Enormous cheeks ensure large capacity for spunk or acorns. Funny looking in a cute way.
Vanessa – Wouldn’t. Anne Marie’s sister? Will likely age badly. Unpleasant nipples (probably).
Krystal – Would. Last seen on 4chan wearing nothing but stripey emo socks and shoving a magic marker up her ass, Krystal is the top choice here.
Sarah – Wouldn’t. Still recovering from ‘her’ transgender surgery, and facelift to ‘make my jaw all huge like Natasha Bedingfield’.
Lanai – Would. Indian birds take it in the can – trufax. Plus you can smack her around a bit if the cat tikka masala she’s about to make isn’t the right shade of red. As Scott Lee quite rightly pointed out, Lanai backwards is I ANAL.
May 6th, 2009 on 3:05 pm
HANG ON there’s more on the site! Fitter ones!
Can I have Carolyn and Arielle to go, with a side of Sasha atop the bed of Tunesha? Thanks.
WV: Proplazi – Lanai’s more ‘experienced’ sister. Word games in their family, in this case another descriptive word: I prolapz
May 6th, 2009 on 5:44 pm
I choose the fourth from the top row, counting from the right.
May 6th, 2009 on 5:48 pm
I fucked Germaine Greer and she had a smelly minge so I told her to fuck off home and blacked her eyes. Women are disgusting.
May 6th, 2009 on 7:47 pm
Got to be Vanessa from that lot. Sarah’s alright till you realise that her mouth is a bit “Planet of the Apes.”
Brenna would do, but there’s the danger that, at the point of no return, you’d look down and for one ghastly second think that you’re knocking off Kieron Gillen.
May 6th, 2009 on 8:09 pm
older monroe shes her egg names
May 6th, 2009 on 9:44 pm
Absolute genius. Check out the grey Dreamcast swirls in the background art of the webpage. Brilliant!
At first I thought it was perhaps decorative art in an artistic representation of the Ubisoft ‘vortex’ logo; however on closer inspection, it appears the swirls go in the opposite direction.
Great update Zorg.
May 7th, 2009 on 3:41 am
Brenna(VixXen).
Reasoning: Vixens are foxes, foxes eat chickens, male chickens are cocks, ergo, VixXen has to eat cocks in order to live.
As long as she doesn’t use her teeth and lets me borrow her knickers every now and then, she’s got my vote.
May 7th, 2009 on 9:51 am
Wouldn’t, would, would, wouldn’t, wouldn’t (ladyboy), would, would, would (and her little cat, too), wouldn’t, wouldn’t (ergh), would, wouldn’t (wtf?), wouldn’t, wouldn’t (if God had meant women to have pink hair he’d have given them pink blood), would, wouldn’t (she’s not even trying), would (if she kept the headset on), wouldn’t (pug).
May 8th, 2009 on 1:13 pm
When Carolyn becomes the newest Frag Doll, will she think her l33t Starcraft skills had anything to do with it, or will she realise that 99% of the people will have voted for her because she has the nicest rack?