Empowering you to vote for the hottest possible new one. That’s GIRL POWER for you. That’s what Germaine Greer was on about in that book of hers.

“In the future”, said Greer, “I can see how all women will be rated in order of perceived attractiveness with the less attractive ones thinned out and disposed of in an old iron bath filled with lime powder so their faces no longer offend men on the internet”.

A shady past in internet pornography is nice, but not essential.