A NASCAR TATTOO THAT TWO MEN THINK LOOKS LIKE DAYTONA USA
For every delicate flower with clean little milk teeth and an innocent smile there are 10,000 of these MONSTERS lurking out in the real world.
Can’t tell if it’s the rolls of flab distorting the image or if it’s just extremely shoddy artwork. Don’t really want to analyse it in detail, either.
“Me and my mate Mentski think this tattoo looks like Daytona USA – and he really likes Daytona! Not as much as he likes Street Fighter though…” – Favus.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.09, 2009
June 9th, 2009 on 12:50 pm
Last ever UK:R update?
June 9th, 2009 on 12:56 pm
I cannot stand women with tattoos or piercings it's so skanky. That probably explains why I can't get a shag. That or my crippling social awkwardness that prevents me leaving the house or being able to talk to women other than my mother.
June 9th, 2009 on 1:39 pm
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June 9th, 2009 on 2:03 pm
RROOOOOOOOOOOLLLING TAAAAAAAAAART!
June 9th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
So it's a fat ugly women or equally as possible, a fat ugly cross dressing bloke.
June 9th, 2009 on 2:55 pm
This is a horrible update.
June 9th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
I like it!! :D
June 9th, 2009 on 3:01 pm
I love it! :D
June 9th, 2009 on 3:03 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
June 9th, 2009 on 3:48 pm
What a lazy (and untalented) tattoo "artist". Three cars, and all with the number 24? Such inaccuracy would never have happened in Daytona.
June 9th, 2009 on 3:50 pm
In this instance Anonymous is probably spot on.
June 9th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
It was more a gentlemanly bet with favus that the bar is set so low now that Zorg would post it if you mentioned Daytona in the email.
…And whadda you know. I appear to be right!
GEE AYY EMM EEE OHH VOO EEE ARR, GEEAYYEMMEEEOHHVOOEEEARR, GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER.
June 9th, 2009 on 5:09 pm
Favus likes ugly cross-dressers? I'd never have guessed.
June 9th, 2009 on 6:37 pm
Is it a man or a woman?
My moneys on it being a he-she.
June 9th, 2009 on 10:15 pm
Those are Jeff Gordon cars aren't they? The kinda vapid games playing NASCAR racer who had a minor futuristic racing game with him on the cover in some sort of shiny suit… luckily that game was a semi-clone of Daytona USA with futuristic aspects so it wasn't too bad… but I digress.
June 9th, 2009 on 11:25 pm
Would
June 10th, 2009 on 5:26 am
Finally proper updates thumbs up guise. Except before the spiral shite I thought these sort were bad. Now I'm confused as to why I like these sort. Some sort of mental conditioning. Like cognitive dissonance. I feel a weird feeling when I read these articles as if I don't really like them. Like a hidden subconscious normal me is kept in the basement of my mind, he shouts and I can barely hear him through the floors of my decaying mind.
June 10th, 2009 on 8:55 am
@Anonymous:
Soon the house will collapse and you will need these updates to keep your eyes from seeing the wreckage. But rest assured, apart from a weird, occasional smell, you won't ever notice the rotting soul in the basement again.
June 10th, 2009 on 11:07 am
@Anonymous
"Finally proper updates thumbs up guise."
What the bloody buggering fuck does that mean?
Not the words, they're all english and I understand their individual meanings just fine; but the sentence itself.
I think the main problem lies in your usage of the word 'guise'.
June 10th, 2009 on 12:00 pm
It's like he threw up a sentence and then pushed the puddle of vomit around with his feet.
June 10th, 2009 on 4:49 pm
"Me and my mate Mentski think this tattoo looks like Daytona USA…"
What? you mean this debacle just appears 10 feet in front of you as you walk down the street? She should've asked for the CCE version.
June 11th, 2009 on 11:21 am
@ Ben:
RROOOOOOOOOOOLLLING TAAAAAAAAAART!
i think u broke my funny bone!
(actually has that tune as an mp3 on his pc somewhere and goes to hunt it down)
June 12th, 2009 on 10:03 pm
i think he just thought it'd be funny to replaces guys with "guise"
he was wrong
June 12th, 2009 on 10:20 pm
I hate the stereotype that all nascar fans are dumb rednecks, hold on I just saw the picture…
The only skidmarks are the ones in her knickers.
June 16th, 2009 on 4:44 pm
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