“EA ANNOUNCES COLLABORATION BETWEEN HOT NEW POP TALENT PIXIE LOTT AND THE SIMS 3”
Even poor old Games Press couldn’t be bothered masking its contempt for this sort of mainstream-baiting activity.
We’ve been starting to notice a definite correlation between how much shit someone has around their wrist and how much of a cock they are. Here’s the press release in case you want to start stalking her and need a few pointers as to where to start.
EA ANNOUNCES COLLABORATION BETWEEN HOT NEW POP TALENT PIXIE LOTT AND THE SIMS 3
GUILDFORD, SURREY, UK – JUNE 5, 2009 – Electronic Arts, Inc. today announced the collaboration between exciting new pop singer Pixie Lott and the highly anticipated PC game from the EA Play Label, The Sims(tm) 3. Activity kicks off with a Simlish recording of Pixie’s debut single, Mama Do available for simultaneous download with the English version of the game plus a music video showing Pixie singing a duet with her Sim character
“The Sims 3 takes the infinitely creative world of Sims to the next level, and once again its music is no exception,” said Steve Schnur, Worldwide Executive of Music and Music Marketing at EA. “Pixie Lott now joins artists like Black Eyed Peas, Lily Allen, Robyn and Natasha Bedingfield in bringing her tremendous vocal talents to the Simlish arena. Her amazing talent and love for the game makes Pixie a perfect ambassador for The Sims.”
Pixie Lott releases her incredible debut single Mama Do available on the 7th June, through Mercury Records. Pixie’s personality, her rich vocals and her magnetic persona are all over her first single Mama Do, an archetypal teenage tale of sneaking out on mischievous dates under the cover of night and an appetite for adventure, action and the unknown. Pixie learned and recorded this song in the unique language of The Sims, Simlish.
“It was really good fun re-recording Mama Do in Simlish,” Pixie Lott added. “Singing Simlish words to a tune you know really well was a really strange experience and had me in fits of giggles but I got the hang of it and I love the end result. The Sims 3 allows for so many fun adventures, which fits how my world is so I’m happy to be a part of their newest creation!”
Get inspired by the endless creative possibilities and unexpected moments of surprise and mischief in The Sims 3! Customize your Sims’ appearances and choose up to five traits to create individual personalities. From the “romantic” trait or “kleptomaniac” trait to “evil” trait, create millions of unique Sims from the vast amount of personalities. New goal-oriented game play enables you to choose which short or long-term objectives you want your Sims to pursue and even determine your Sims’ destinies in life. Create and edit your own movies by capturing your gameplay moments or select from a library of clips. Then join The Sims 3 online community where you can show off all of your creations, receive additional content, hear the latest news, and more! Download exclusive content and hear the latest news of The Sims 3 at www.TheSims3.com.
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June 9th, 2009 on 10:11 am
From left to right: wouldnt, would.
June 9th, 2009 on 10:11 am
That girl has a lot of bling on the wrist.
By your theory, "It's a trap!"
Wouldn't.
June 9th, 2009 on 10:15 am
"incredible debut single"
In who's opinion?
Quite frankly, I'm far too old to even listen to whatever shite she is peddling.
I don't even want to bother stalking her.
Is the Sims still going?
The only time I played it, they got trapped in their rooms, pissed on the floor and then died.
But even that got boring after a while.
June 9th, 2009 on 11:06 am
Jesus Christ. Press releases are fucking horrible. Who has to write this shit? I cannot imagine having to go into work everyday and spew this horrible bullshit out. I think the only way it would be bearable is if I was cutting myself at the same time.
June 9th, 2009 on 11:21 am
clearly a dude
wv: vangwa – what this dude has between it's legs.
June 9th, 2009 on 11:57 am
I fucked a girl in Guildford
June 9th, 2009 on 12:08 pm
What's Guildford? Some new euphemism for "arse"?
June 9th, 2009 on 12:10 pm
I must subconsciously be trying to self harm; for some reason I read that whole press release. I'm sullied. I need internal scrubbing.
She likes "adventure, action and the unknown". She's practically asking for a few months down the sump hole in my basement.
June 9th, 2009 on 12:11 pm
Her real name is "Victoria", she isn't older.
According to the Daily Mail (I don't read it….just Googled it, honest!)
June 9th, 2009 on 12:26 pm
her names victoria shes fucking horrendous
June 9th, 2009 on 12:49 pm
Those damn wrist things would make far too much noise in the middle of a record company boardroom meeting while trying to secure funding for her next record by giving handjobs under the table. Clearly this girl isn't going far.
June 9th, 2009 on 1:00 pm
Would. In fact, I just did, except she wasn't here to enjoy it with me.
June 9th, 2009 on 1:14 pm
Jesus!
"Pixie learned and recorded this song in the unique language of The Sims, Simlish."
So that's what the music business needs these days is it?
Shit sung in gibberish rather than shit sung in txt-spk/street-slang hippity-hoppity bollocks.
And there I was foolishly thinking the 'popular' music charts couldn't get any worse.
It's another sign of the impeding apocalypse (of the english language as we know it) I tell you.
Where's Roger Whittaker when we need him? (apart from dominating the easy-listening compilation album scene in germany, obviously)
I demand blue skies in games and lyrics I can actually bloody understand!
June 9th, 2009 on 2:05 pm
"Hot"- Yes "New"- Yes "Pop"- Yes "Talent"- No, but whoever gave a shit about that anyway. WOULD.
June 9th, 2009 on 3:04 pm
She needs her ears raping.
June 9th, 2009 on 3:10 pm
Die Hippie, Die!
June 9th, 2009 on 5:00 pm
Cripes she looks freaky in that photo. It's like her head and hand have been set to 'enormous' by a malevolent PR photoshopper.
Now I certainly don't want to make young Ms. Lott feel self-conscious, or spark irreparable psychological trauma due to body image issues which lead to plummeting self esteem, but that girl needs to find a good surgeon who will cut her pretty.
June 9th, 2009 on 5:11 pm
Also, this fantastic press release has convinced me – The Sims 3 looks great. I shall buy it and craft an entire citystate of paramilitary Pixie Lotts, who live in society where status and alpha-chick tit-bullying rights are directly correlated to the weight (in pounds) of the bracelets on your right arm.
That said, a number of the Pixie Lotts will become trapped while visiting higher ranking Pixie Lotts and will piss themselves. Or be prevented from exiting spas by the malicious placement of wardrobes, and will drown.
June 9th, 2009 on 7:27 pm
I'd have to kick her out of bed – unless she smelt of hot bread, and bacon – lovely bacon – hmmmmm
WV – DressBar – some kinda fucked up cosplay theme pub
June 9th, 2009 on 7:30 pm
Gigerpunk's right; how the fuck did we ever end up (in the UK at least) in this shitting 60's throwback, hippy-wannabe, low-IQ, skin-tight jeans fucking state of living, for anyone under what, 20? Take Ms Lott and dress her like her little handheld friend and now you're talking. BTW Zorg, definite correlation I'd agree, along with blokes who have the gayest, most metrosexual haircuts being the biggest cunts…
WV: QUORDADL – fuck knows.
June 9th, 2009 on 8:22 pm
She is wearing a bracket with a foreign language
On it.
Must be Simish.
June 9th, 2009 on 8:54 pm
Egg monroe etc…
June 10th, 2009 on 4:36 am
Egg Monroe anyday.
June 10th, 2009 on 3:30 pm
Those teeth. The more you looked at them, the larger they'd get until you were looking at fucking Goofy (ambiguity and other-joke-deja-vu implying entertainment there) and if you remove the sort of hair band, her forehead would also look enormous. It's like a bit of someone else's head is stuck on there, but it's quite long at the back like something out HR Giger's bad dreams (which look like our everyday reality). Almost as if her head was like a giant….egg? Egg…m..mon…
WV: blemi – Simlish for teen-confidence shattering blemish
NOOOOOOOooooooooo…….
September 1st, 2009 on 4:18 pm
You people are fucking horrible! you don't know the girl and half of you haven't even heard her music so how can you write such bullshit is beyond me.
Who CARES? she's making money, good for her.
I can picture it now, you're all old ugly cunts that have nothing better to do.
If you don't even "know" her, why did you google her or click on the lick of this sad website that read her name?
You're all full of shit, get a fucking life!
Love you Pixie :)!!!! x
September 1st, 2009 on 4:19 pm
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