NEWSWORTHY MEMORIAL LINK OF THE DAY
Sorry about Michael Jackson. Not that it was our fault in any way, although it’s possible it was the stress of finding out that the UKR user name “Cream The Rabbit” was already taken that did for him in the end.
We’ll probably never know.
What was the truth about this again?
filed in RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Jun.26, 2009
June 26th, 2009 on 11:02 am
Collected jokes so far:
His family have told Sky News that they haven’t seem him this stiff since he watched Peter Pan.
Undertakers have announced that Michael Jackson will be cremated and the plastic will be recycled into toys so that kids can play with him for a change
what a coincidence, farrah fawcett and michael jackson dying on the same day. one played with majors and the other played with minors
MJ left it in his will that in spirit of recycling and healing the world he asked to be melted down and turned into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
June 26th, 2009 on 11:04 am
I think the truth was that Michael Jackson really liked Sonic 2 and he wanted to write the music but wasn’t allowed but he wrote it anyway and they were like “you weren’t allowed remember?” so he just got some guys to re-record it on real instruments and then he wrote lyrics like “Sonic’s really fast and he’s azure blue. He’s super awesome yeah he’s faster than you” but the record execs in suits said he wasn’t allowed lyrics like that and had to change them
Too sad for punctuation :(
Unless it makes a sad face
June 26th, 2009 on 11:26 am
Jeff Goldblum, on the other hand (and despite reports to the contrary), is not dead. I’m still holding out for The Fly 3: Revenge of the Bluebottle.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000156/news#ni0851628
June 26th, 2009 on 11:40 am
On the day Sonic dies I wonder if aunt beeb will interrupt it’s BBC One schedule to report it. I wonder if it will get special mention on This Week and if Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo will share their views on his troubled life?
Probably not.
June 26th, 2009 on 11:43 am
Only if Solid Snake, Master Chief and the blond one from Final Fantasy (Camper Vaan, or whatever his name is) all die at the same time.
Can anyone make it happen?
June 26th, 2009 on 11:49 am
Michael Jackson’s having his ashes put in an etch-a-sketch. That way he can play with the kids forever.
June 26th, 2009 on 11:58 am
Eurgh! Couldn’t say who I despised more.
…Knuckles
June 26th, 2009 on 1:27 pm
Apparently the cause of death is being blamed on the boogie.
June 26th, 2009 on 1:38 pm
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
June 26th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
They sound fuck all like ANY MJ song. I can’t even be bothered to add any proof or anything but my ears wouldn’t lie to me.
Also, HOT NEWS!
Socks and Sandals Man has been spotted wearing a Sonic T Shirt. It’s not just one of those shit ones that HMV Sell either. It’s got Sonic and a FUCKING Sonic Team logo on it!
It looks official so he might’ve won a prize or something from Sega. The jammy cunt!
I’ve tried to get my missus to take a picture of him wearing it but apparently she values her job and doesn’t want to jeopardise it for a stupid blog.
Women eh?
June 26th, 2009 on 6:19 pm
All Michael Jackson jokes so far have been shit. I have no contributions of my own, only criticism. I hereby announce the opening of the Institute of Posthumous UK:R (IOPU) Jokes, so the same level of rubbishness does not ensue when this site shuffles on, which Zorg keeps threatening us with but feel less likely after the WordPress thing.
June 26th, 2009 on 6:51 pm
Flawless victory.
June 26th, 2009 on 7:19 pm
I suggest changing the acronym to PUKR. Just because I’ve got nothing better to do at 19:19 of an evening.
June 26th, 2009 on 11:12 pm
Pfft, I’m sold. Also, no-one else has mentioned how Janet Jackson’s Together Again sounds exactly like the music from Bridge Zone in Sonic 1 on the Game Gear.
June 27th, 2009 on 4:34 am
Hmm, I don’t really want to know what he was doing when he got the heart attack…
On a more cheerful note! Didn’t Richard Jaques compose the music for these? Who inspired who?
Also, lols for anyone who bought a ticket for his ‘farewell’ tour from Ebay :P
June 27th, 2009 on 12:51 pm
Still, nice to hear some old Sonic music!
July 20th, 2009 on 6:59 pm
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