“RICHARD JACQUES STUDIOS CONTINUES TO GO FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH”
Richard might win an award! No, wait, positive mental attitude – Richard WILL win an award! Richard MUST win an award! Richard is DESTINED to win an award despite our best attempts to embarrass him in public!
We have no idea how to vote or if common people like us are even allowed to vote because we’d only ruin it by attempting to rig it, but you can read all about it here.
Richard is mentioned on page 10. There is no photograph, not even the really old stock one of him in the studio from about 1998. Sumo Digital is also nominated as best independent developer. Good luck to both our friends who we like much more than they like us back.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.08, 2009
June 8th, 2009 on 1:55 pm
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
I HAVE INVENTED SOME NEW PRODUCTS TESCO HAS GREENLIGHTED THEM
PREGNANT BRIE
TIT WIPES
SOUVENIR POLISH
PLASTIC FLOUR WAGON NO REMOVABLE PIECES
REMOVABLE PIECES
INTERNET TOOTHBRUSH
TRANNY BLOOD
CONVEX WELLIES
RENAISSANCE BOOK-END
FUN-SIZE CLASSIC NOVEL
FUN-SIZE WAGON
FUN-SIZE MEMORIES FROM THE MEMORIES SERIES
FUN-SIZE HAT FAN
FUN-SIZE ALISTAIR DARLING RADIATOR CLIP
MICROPHONE WALLET
GLASS CLOUDS
SYNTHETIC SISTER
PAPER ELBOWS
NOSE GREASE
NOSE HAMMER
NOSE GRINDER
NOSE ENLARGER
BLOODY CONDOMS
COMEDY WATER
COMEDY BEDSIDE TABLE
COMEDY UNCLE
TOE HARNESS
TOE LAWYER
BED SCENT
SHELF SCENT
THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION PATENT PENDING MADE IN CAMBODIA CURRENTLY PENDING APPROVAL THE SAFETY BOARD OF PAPUE NEW GUINEA SAYS 'VERY PROMISING GARDE A SELLER WOULD BUY AGAIN A++++++++' LOOKING GOOD GLORIOUS FUTURE END OF TYRANNY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!1111111111111111111111111
June 8th, 2009 on 1:58 pm
That's a better idea for a recurring comment than your last one.
June 8th, 2009 on 2:39 pm
Has it really reached the point where people are trying to create their own 'egg monroe'-style memes? Christ, just shut UK:R down now, Zorg.
June 8th, 2009 on 2:50 pm
Why didn't they put a full-page picture of Richard's head on the opposite page? True the pages could get stuck together if you printed them and took them into the bog, but most monitors can be easily wiped down these days.
June 8th, 2009 on 2:57 pm
i want to hug richard jacques
June 8th, 2009 on 3:00 pm
people need leadership thats wot we no now richard jacques ftw
a stuning new leader yes i think so
a solvent man a skilled man richard jacques ftw
bargain cialis
shoulder tote
June 8th, 2009 on 3:05 pm
12– $(*$ bargain FOR GLORIOUS WOW GOLD *ght width ght* green lantern runny gambit *ght j align ght* richard jaques bargain cialis rumpled buckle stumps ,FTW INDENT..> FIN .. TAGSrichard jacques richardjacques richard_jacques
June 8th, 2009 on 3:08 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
June 8th, 2009 on 4:05 pm
HER NAMES LORELEI BARNABY SHES GOT FISHCAKES
June 8th, 2009 on 6:13 pm
Fuck it… Pangle
June 8th, 2009 on 6:39 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty..
June 8th, 2009 on 8:37 pm
stop it please
June 8th, 2009 on 10:58 pm
Never
June 9th, 2009 on 3:28 am
There are no blue skies in these comments. : (
June 9th, 2009 on 4:25 am
I was blue, just as blue as I could be
Ev'ry day was a cloudy day for me
Then good luck came a-knocking at my door
Skies were gray but they're not gray anymore
Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
Bluebirds
Singing a song
Nothing but bluebirds
All day long
Never saw the sun shining so bright
Never saw things going so right
Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly
Blue days
All of them gone
Nothing but blue skies
From now on
I should care if the wind blows east or west
I should fret if the worst looks like the best
I should mind if they say it can't be true
I should smile, that's exactly what I do
June 9th, 2009 on 9:45 am
What the fuck. I never thought I'd be among the people whining about the quality of the comments.
CUK
PLARN
BRIE SNAZZY
June 9th, 2009 on 12:12 pm
Is the FUN-SIZE ALISTAIR DARLING RADIATOR CLIP for house radiators or car radiators?
If it's for my car I fucking want one badly
June 9th, 2009 on 1:18 pm
Right, fuck it, that's it, I'm off to idiottoys instead.
And yes, I mean idiottoys, not extralast. The recargue por favor holding page is more entertaining than the shit people are posting here (myself and this post included, obviously, before anyone thinks they're being clever.)
June 9th, 2009 on 1:47 pm
Oh dear. It appears some people come here to feel clever. Why don't you go to a library? Or can't you be bothered? It's quite pathetic, you know, your attempt to preserve a (completely imagined) halcyon age in which the comments section as for anything else than the spouting of shit. But there wwe go, if you really need the comments section to adhere to your clumsily and pretentiously defined, vaguely conservative notions of civility in order to give yourself a boost of self-esteem I really think you should develop some kind of identity for yourself not predicated upon the quality of comments posted in response toa website which features pictures of specifically-spiralled curtains as a flagship gag. Get over it, get a life, get laid. Oh yeah, and most of all GET THE INTERNET ALREADY YOU OLD FART. Fucking hell. Under which rock have you been ostentatiously wearing slippers and pretending to read Proust for the past decade?
June 9th, 2009 on 6:42 pm
Has Anonymous ever understood irony?
Also fuck being clever, most of us just come here to wank over http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2006/06/some-cream-rabbit-porn-that-reader.html
September 8th, 2009 on 2:34 pm
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