RICHARD JACQUES SUGGESTS BECOMING A FAN OF RICHARD JACQUES
But Richard, WE ALREADY ARE. YOU KNOW THIS. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING?
Hopefully there’s some sort of sick drunken initiation ceremony, involving group games to do with bottoms. There’d better not be any women allowed in this fan club.
filed in GENTLE STALKING on Jun.29, 2009
June 29th, 2009 on 2:01 pm
You can’t be a fan of something until you ‘become a fan’ of it on Facebook.
June 29th, 2009 on 2:11 pm
Surely having an A4 notebook full of erotic sketches of you and the person in question overrides the Facebook rule?
June 29th, 2009 on 2:18 pm
What a narcisisisisissistic cunt.
June 29th, 2009 on 2:32 pm
So hang on, Richard became a fan of himself? What was he before, a staunch objector? Merely unaware of himself? Facebook’s apparently allowed to shit out such ambiguity whilst soliciting world leaders for legislative sway over electronic rights laws.
HOT TOPIC: Where is the world headed with all this social-networking jizz?
COMMON REPLY: Down the shitpipes.
I nominate Zorg for the new tribune for electronic right legislature, not just because I’m a shameless sycophant and I wnominate him for everything but in light of his diplomatic removal of the racists and egg monroers.
Can I be a lobbyist? I’ll even tell the old ladies how to use the internet so they can vote for you.
June 29th, 2009 on 3:10 pm
You give horny old ladies access to the internet and they’ll just look for material to flick their dessicated bean to.
June 29th, 2009 on 3:11 pm
Is it like some cult thing? Do we all have to wear robes and drink the Kool Aid so our cellestal bodies can join the mothership? I’m in.
June 29th, 2009 on 3:20 pm
I saw this and, for some reason thought of you…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8089811.stm
“The story, posted on an internet site, described in graphic detail the kidnap, torture, murder and mutilation of the five band members [of Girls Aloud]”
Apparently writing such things is perfectly legal and above board!
June 29th, 2009 on 3:29 pm
Re: ultrabrilliant – bollocks to facebook, you’re not a real fan until you’ve tried to assasinate a president to get the attention of your obsession. Just ask John Hinckley.
So Zorg, how long til you’re taking potshots at Ken Kutaragi or Kaz Hirai (or even one of the ‘sexy execs’) in order to impress Alison ‘Poundland-Lara-Croft’ Carroll or one of the Teclast girls in a drumper?
June 29th, 2009 on 5:21 pm
Gary can I be your friend on facebook? I can’t find you or Richard on the search so I assume your profiles must be set to private.
June 29th, 2009 on 5:49 pm
Oh yes! Lets all be friends on FaceFuck!
Seriously. I dont have anyone else to add to the fucking thing, might as well add a bunch of self-confessed wankers to it, eh?
June 29th, 2009 on 7:38 pm
Oh Zorg, can I stick my tongue up your bum and wiggle it about? Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeease, Zorg.
June 29th, 2009 on 8:44 pm
Yes and YES.
June 29th, 2009 on 10:37 pm
Holy shit this sites becoming like that grinder app! No! I don’t want a rimjob thank you.
June 29th, 2009 on 11:09 pm
Sorry for the non-sequitir but does anybody know if Valkyria Chronicles is scheduled for an Xbox port?
June 29th, 2009 on 11:33 pm
Was Monsieur Jacques responsible for Magical Sound Shower or Splash Wave?
June 30th, 2009 on 12:34 am
Sake:
Christ, man, it’s not that hard. He’s using his real name, and has a throbbing rock between his legs. Who else could it be?
I, on the other hand, am going to wait for several years before sending a friend request. It worked with my wife.
June 30th, 2009 on 4:39 pm
How is this filed as “uncategorized”? You don’t have a Richard Jacques category, Zorg? This is akin to finding YouPorn doesn’t have a tag for “ass to mouth”.
Very akin.