TRANS-EUROPEAN LARA CROFT STALKING UPDATE
There is nothing better than getting sent a blurry photo of a woman taken without her consent from a very large distance away, especially when the accompanying email contains the sentence “then I got embarrassed and I didn’t dare talk to her”.
Actually there is something better. The photo could’ve been taken on something other than a Sony Ericsson W610i. So many special moments have been ruined by its low-grade optics.
Sent in by “Marius” who wrote so much about it we’ve put it below in a separate block of text. The gist is he saw her and took a picture from the balcony rather than face the stress of a potential face-to-face situation. Triple-A , Marius. Triple-A.
MARIUS: MY LIFE STORY
“I live in Norway and work at a climbing center and something bizarre happened today. After my lunch when I entered the climbing hall I saw a chick dressed as Lara Croft being filmed and secured by a friend of mine who works there. Probably just some lame Norwegian TV show I thought and went on with my business.
“But then I looked closer and realised that It was Alison Carroll the official Lara Croft model. Holy shit I thought and went to get my camera phone. I was going to take a picture of her up close but she started doing acrobatics on the floor right there in the hall. Jumping around and acting like an idiot, then I got embarrassed and I didn’t dare talk to her. Instead I went up on the balcony and took pretty crappy snapshot of her from there.
“She has left now along with her crew. I have no idea why they were here in Norway to film her climb and do an embarrassing acrobatic act in and climbing hall. Hope this is newsworthy for you, wish I had gotten some better photos. Love the site, peace!” – Marius.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.05, 2009
June 5th, 2009 on 12:47 pm
I thought they were figurines ¬.¬
June 5th, 2009 on 1:02 pm
Looks like 'her crew' consists of one chap bending his legs slightly to conceal his raging hard-on.
June 5th, 2009 on 1:06 pm
You fucking pussy!
June 5th, 2009 on 1:50 pm
Thats uncanny.
My name is also Marius and I use to climb in that place when I'm back in my motherland on… erm…business. And I also love this site. I feel really depressed now knowing that there is another Marius who does the same things as me but is problably more popular and has more hair.
June 5th, 2009 on 2:14 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
June 5th, 2009 on 3:25 pm
I geniunely thought the photo was a screen from the new Tomb Raider game. I still kind of do, actually.
June 5th, 2009 on 5:39 pm
Image needs an audio track of heavy breathing to accompany it, I think. Maybe with the sound of a glob of spunk hitting the floor below in the background.
June 5th, 2009 on 6:26 pm
*Would*
Even the Lara Croft model, too.
June 5th, 2009 on 6:55 pm
". . . to film her climb and do an embarrassing EROTIC act in and climbing hall."
June 5th, 2009 on 10:34 pm
ahahaha I almost read that article.
June 6th, 2009 on 8:08 am
"Hope this is newsworthy for you."
Oh yes, Marius, very newsworthy. I'll be spreading the 'news' over this later tonight.
June 6th, 2009 on 8:47 am
Hahahahahaha! It's alright Marius, both you and I will always have our wonderful friend the zoom function. The better the technology for the zoom, the further women are from our precious comfort zone, and yet the less we must use our fruitless computer-gamed-into-innocuous-matter imagination to elucidate the exact specifications of breasts and arses 'neath a (with any luck) considerably skin tight clothing. Yes, Marius, let us continue in our noble quest for the nip slip. Oh, how I dream of the day when I shall be rewarded a nip slip, or perhaps even….nay, let us not speak of the partial crotch expose lest we solicit fate to afford our failure.
Live long and prosper, Marius.
June 6th, 2009 on 9:09 am
I'd like to formally declare loyalty to weatherbox's cause. Do you require monthly fees?
June 6th, 2009 on 11:19 am
I'm getting adverts for buying a Polish girlfriend off the internet. Good job I'm sober right now, or I'd never explain the huge package arriving on Monday to the wife.
June 6th, 2009 on 12:55 pm
Carr – I seldom feel the need to explain my "huge package" to your wife.
wv – drybodi = unfulfilled tit wank.
June 6th, 2009 on 4:38 pm
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
June 6th, 2009 on 11:33 pm
"nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern"
A stunning new anagram from what's-her-face?
June 7th, 2009 on 10:48 am
So who's been to see the Sega carpet so far?
June 8th, 2009 on 9:51 am
I have. You can see the jizz stains make a trail to the door where the manager frog marched me out just as I was christening the carpet.
June 8th, 2009 on 10:33 am
Perhaps we should do a simultaneous ejaculation "flash mob"?
Everyone gets themselves to near finishing point in the street, then we all rush in and flood the place.
June 8th, 2009 on 12:57 pm
Carr,
Unfortunately just the thought of that brings me to finishing point. I'd never be able to hold off for the finale.
June 8th, 2009 on 10:10 pm
haha, this is Marius. I took the photo. Never thought this would actually make the site, hence the; "hope this is newsworthy"-sentence. But it actually made the site, so I guess it was newsworthy. (Although this was many months ago so the right term might be oldsworthy.) Wish I had a video camera or something else than my Sony Ericsson W610i, (yes, it was that phone.) so you could see how embarrassing it was. And it was horrendously embarrassing! My god, I promise you. Anyway, I've just recently purchased the Sony Ericsson C905 which have a much better camera. If Lara ever returns, I'll be ready…
June 9th, 2009 on 8:53 am
I've haven't actually been to the Sega Carpet, that would mean going out, but I've been standing near to it on Streetview for weeks now. I'll be getting bored soon :(
June 9th, 2009 on 10:36 pm
I like how the Sega Carpet has become like Mecca. :P
June 11th, 2009 on 2:44 pm
Yeah, good point. If it's in Brixton then we all have to face South when praying. Unless of course you're even further South than Brixton, in which case you have to face North. Or Northwest, if you're Southeast of Brixton, or Southeast if you're AND SO ON AND FORTH UNTIL THE COMPASS IS DEPLETED.
June 21st, 2009 on 12:33 am
My name isn't Marius but.. I used to climb there too. knowing now how many weirdos frequent the place, I probably won't go back ever again.
September 8th, 2009 on 2:35 pm
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