His mum’s not going to be happy when she sees what he’s done to his brand new Nikes. Your dad had to sign forms in lots of council offices to get the money for these, you ungrateful monster.

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Taken from here, where the maker seems to be organising some sort of vote as to which one is “best”. How on earth did people decided which one of a thing was best before the internet came along?

HOW PEOPLE WORKED OUT WHICH THINGS WERE BEST BEFORE THE INTERNET CAME ALONG:

- LIVING THINGS: Set on fire. Last to die is best.

- DEAD THINGS: Throw in sea. Thing that floats for longest is best.