A MAN WHO LIKES TO DRAW SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ON HIS SHOES
His mum’s not going to be happy when she sees what he’s done to his brand new Nikes. Your dad had to sign forms in lots of council offices to get the money for these, you ungrateful monster.
Taken from here, where the maker seems to be organising some sort of vote as to which one is “best”. How on earth did people decided which one of a thing was best before the internet came along?
HOW PEOPLE WORKED OUT WHICH THINGS WERE BEST BEFORE THE INTERNET CAME ALONG:
– LIVING THINGS: Set on fire. Last to die is best.
– DEAD THINGS: Throw in sea. Thing that floats for longest is best.
filed in SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE, THINGS THAT ARE LIKE SEGA on Jul.10, 2009
July 10th, 2009 on 11:31 am
Those appear to be Photoshop mock-ups. We may still have time to stop him ruining those perfectly nice Dunks.
July 10th, 2009 on 12:00 pm
I’ll just stick with my Green Flash pumps.
July 10th, 2009 on 12:22 pm
I’m not sure about this LIVING THINGS grading method. Lets take puffins as an example. Puffins are undeniably excellent. But an on-fire puffin will die long before an on-fire okapi (say), even though puffins are clearly superior.
Maybe we should consider a handicap system? A judgment from a suitable panel of experts could allow certain living things to use a fire retardant suit, the quality of the suit would depend on the handicap level. A puffin could perhaps use a small asbestos box?
Yes, that could work. I’ll start getting some rules down.
July 10th, 2009 on 12:29 pm
@ Ultrabrilliant
The top one is most definitely a photoshop mock up. Not even a very good one.
I can believe that the Sonic on the second shoe is actually drawn on though. The tasteful yellow shading is what made me a believer.
Would i wear them though…. errmmm… no.
I had to google okapi to see how it ranked against a puffin and I dispute your claim that a puffin is superior. For your grading method to work we’re going to need a judging panel just to grade animals for your secondary handicap judging panel.
July 10th, 2009 on 12:50 pm
Yeah – these rules are getting fucking complicated, I’m on my 3rd side of A4 already. Can’t the handicap panel handle the grading? That’s their job! Otherwise we might as well fall back on the internet for the usual popularity contest and then there’ll be no point to setting fire to animals at all :(
Incidentally, you can’t seriously be suggesting that those stripy, unsociable grass imitating long-tongued weirdos are better than puffins. I mean, I know we try for levity in this comment zone but THERE ARE LIMITS MAN! LIMITS!
July 10th, 2009 on 4:19 pm
“Which Sonic kicks do you prefer!?
Old and basic
New and improved”
So, no bias there(!)
July 10th, 2009 on 4:33 pm
I would buy some for my kids, if anyone would have any with me.