ANNE’S IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS OF THE SEGA AMERICA COMIC CON 2009 COSPLAY IMAGES
Anne, our Official SEGA US Flickr Account Monitor, has supplied links to photographs of cosplayers and her own analysis of the quality of the costumes. This makes it look like we are endorsing and/or encouraging cosplay – however that is DEFINITELY NOT the case.
Someone, somewhere on the internet recently, made a joke about the Bayonetta woman, saying “So this is what Sarah Palin’s up to these days”. Well done, whoever that was.
[From here] “Loses accuracy points for not weaving the costume out of her own hair. Wins respect points because she must be losing twenty pounds of sweat from wearing that vinyl costume in the California heat.”
[From here] “Same chick with more guns, and less dorky males.”
[From here] “Good lord, the woman didn’t even try did she? Lazy, crappy cosplay, barely worth fapping over. Go masturbate to the Bayonetta woman again instead” [ANNE IS JEALOUS!].
[From here] “Don’t know what the hell she is, or why she is pointing at a flacid phallic object. Costume needs a lot of work, looks like a deformed Chocobo. Phallic object needs fluffing.”
[From here] “Not costumes per se, but they are busty with cleavage showing. All three did well coordinating the glasses with each other.”
[From here] “Costume’s not bad, hat needs work. Lanyard is too thick and covers any cleavage that might be present.”
[From here] “Cute kid, good costume. Both must be hot as hell in those outfits.”
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Jul.27, 2009
July 27th, 2009 on 2:05 pm
Jealous? Of that woman’s costume, hell no. Of the Bayonetta woman in general? Yah, a bit.
July 27th, 2009 on 2:13 pm
[…] stumbled across UK:Resistance today and its show case of vinyl boobs because of Gary Cutlack’s insider analysis of the goings on at Shiny Media. This isn’t the blog […]
July 27th, 2009 on 2:26 pm
(Top picture)She appears to be standing next to Tyrone off of Coronatin street?
July 27th, 2009 on 4:20 pm
I’m jealous of the Bayonetta woman and I’m more or less comfortable being a man. I think my jealousy of female sexuality is where my violent hatred for women stems from. And why I enjoy UK:R so much.
July 27th, 2009 on 4:34 pm
I think Sega have made a tactical error with Bayonetta woman- the mole, thick square glasses and beehive hairdo make her look like some 45 year old secretary from the ’50s. Wouldn’t.
July 27th, 2009 on 7:17 pm
I quite like the first Sonic. I think it’s the thumb.
July 27th, 2009 on 7:49 pm
Can the next 5 updates just be pictures of the bayonetta woman?
July 27th, 2009 on 8:54 pm
I’d imagine poor Bayonetta Woman has had 10,000 cameras pointed at her at maximum zoom today alone, so five updates in a row should be OK.
July 28th, 2009 on 4:32 am
Would; especially that one on the right of the three.
July 28th, 2009 on 10:04 am
It seems like the Cosplayers are putting as much effort into a good Sonic as SEGA is :(
July 28th, 2009 on 11:20 am
ButtonMasher speaks the true. The sexy truth.
July 29th, 2009 on 9:53 pm
I need to learn whatever the kid did to put that look on Bayonetta womans face. They never look that happy when I talk to them about my obsession with Sonic games, even the crap ones. :(
Women…!