IDIOT PUTS SKIN IN THE HANDS OF UBISOFT’S MARKETING DEPARTMENT
Jesus Christ. All it takes is one meeting where Ubisoft decides to stop wasting money supporting “the community” and she’s going to look very, very silly indeed.
“When I found out about the Frag Dolls, who they are and what they represented, I made a goal for myself: I wanted to be a Frag Doll. I decided when I became a Frag Doll I would represent my accomplishment forever. I wanted to always remember and show that I appreciated the honor of being a part of something that is so influential and of course fun. With this said, I decided my second gaming tattoo would be the Frag Dolls logo and my new name Fidget!” – Fidget :(
filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, GENTLE STALKING on Jul.23, 2009
July 23rd, 2009 on 9:29 am
And I was just starting to think that maybe women weren’t all that bad.
July 23rd, 2009 on 9:38 am
What a complete fucking idiot.
What if you’re ‘doing her’ from behind and you see that rocking back and forth?
July 23rd, 2009 on 10:06 am
When you look at the “V” in Vixen, it looks like the tattoo artist – what a pretentious title, by the way – was in the middle of doing an O, before realising halfway and saving it.
Fucking amateurs.
July 23rd, 2009 on 10:09 am
Oh, and by the way…..Fidget!?!
Incidentally, she can fidget with my bald midget any day.
July 23rd, 2009 on 10:16 am
As tattoos go, this is about as bad as when that twerp from children’s pop combo blink 182 got a ghetto-blaster tattooed across his chest. Anyone else up for tattoos of soon to be defunct technology, or indeed already defunct technology? I was thinking of getting a Rolf Harris Stylophone done on my old chap.
July 23rd, 2009 on 10:24 am
What happens when she gets to the ripe old age of 25 and they replace her with a younger model? Stupid enough to think the Frag Doll bollocks is anything more than a cheap publicity stunt that no longer garners any publicity, dumb enough to get a tattoo.
“Mummy, why does it say Frag Dolls on your neck?!”
Because mummy is an idiot.
Or when she’s on the geriatric wing in hospital aged 75.
“Oh yes, I used to be a Frag Doll. You know, Frag Doll?”
*silence and regret until she passes away*
July 23rd, 2009 on 10:59 am
I thought it said Ms Dixen at first, rather than Vixen
And why the hell would you choose to be called Fidget?
Can she not sit still? Does she have fleas?
(And yes, I’m perfectly aware this is someone called GigerPunk berating someone elses stupid name, thanks.)
What controller’s that meant to be, btw? It’s not one I recognise, with 3 large buttons on the centre/left and 3 smaller buttons on the right.
I’ve never wanted a tattoo before but now for some reason I have an urge to have a couple of radio valves on my nutsack…
July 23rd, 2009 on 11:03 am
I suspect there is a reason why we can’t see her face. And I don’t think it’s just because the tatoo’s on her back.
July 23rd, 2009 on 11:09 am
…by the way, why can one only ‘try to logout’ of UK:R? Is our shame at contributing to this site to be as ineradicable as that good lady’s tattoo?
July 23rd, 2009 on 11:26 am
Think I’ve found her:
http://www.fragdolls.com/index.php/photos/album/profile_fidget/
And yeah… umm… would.
But I’d feel bad about myself and probably wouldn’t make eye contact with her during the act. And I’d make an excuse so I didn’t have to stay the night.
July 23rd, 2009 on 1:41 pm
Surely she’s not gonna frag much using this technique?
http://www.fragdolls.com/images/uploads/FFD430.jpg
July 23rd, 2009 on 3:32 pm
It would have to be in the arse with some chilli sauce lube.
And some kidney beans and mince.
July 23rd, 2009 on 5:15 pm
@AbusedDog – use the link on the right under “Labour-saving links…”, that one works.
And I too thought it said Ms Dixen.
July 23rd, 2009 on 5:40 pm
Very hard decision. On the one hand, would to save on tissues, but on the other hand wouldn’t coz she’s such a first-class twat.
July 23rd, 2009 on 11:17 pm
Oh thats nice. It will age really well too. She definitely didn’t regret it immediately, her friends definitely didn’t go “Oh wow thats nice!” and then slagged it off behind her back, and she definitely isn’t going to be embarassed wearing a bikini on holiday where everyone points at her when she faces away.
Definitely!
still would though.
July 23rd, 2009 on 11:45 pm
I’d make her Fidget…
July 24th, 2009 on 12:47 pm
Supersonicjism – Being a UKR reader I have built up a massive tolerance to deviance in many forms, but the anal sex / chilli-con-carne crossed wire is one that, seriously, I’d seek help for.
I’m fighting the… no no no… images, I don’t want ’em…. aaaaarrrgh jesus too late :(
July 24th, 2009 on 4:00 pm
I like the way the Frag Dolls webpage still has a link to UK Frag Dolls which UBi saw fit to put out of its misery.
Maybe they are holding on to the hope they can find some other remotely good looking girls that don’t mind being associated to gaming in the UK and reform the group. In the mean time the UK Frag Dolls domain name seems to have been snapped up by one of the generic “search engines that try to sell you crap” companies.
July 24th, 2009 on 6:32 pm
I’m not entirely sure what is going on in this picture here:
http://www.fragdolls.com/index.php/photos/album/profile_fidget/fidget7/#album_full_view
However the best caption I can come up with is ‘caption competition’.