SOMETHING TO GET ALL OF US IN TROUBLE LATER ON TODAY
A man who has to protect his true identity by having THREE equally inventive pseudonyms (one in the name field, one as the email address and a third in the signature) found this.
We can’t very well go uploading porn, not even heavily censored Japanese rubbish that looks likes she getting boned by Mr Duplo, so your challenge for tonight is to use the search terms “Cosplay”, “international”, “Michelle” and “Wild”. The person who uploaded the video doesn’t know who that’s supposed to be, so don’t bother searching for “Ulala”.
filed in THINGS THAT ARE LIKE SEGA on Jul.08, 2009
July 8th, 2009 on 12:21 pm
The initial excitement at downloading clips of Ulala and Jill Valentine taking it in the arse have been dampened by the usual Japanese custom of blurring everything out. Although this does mean I’m spared the sight of women’s vaginas which terrify me.
July 8th, 2009 on 12:49 pm
YES! An excuse to go on the empornium! First time ever!
July 8th, 2009 on 2:01 pm
This looks like a job for Chrome Incognito Window!
July 8th, 2009 on 7:20 pm
Hair isn’t pink. Not interested.
July 8th, 2009 on 9:46 pm
The Fran Ulala is much better, she had pink hair. More of her.
July 9th, 2009 on 12:52 pm
There’s a Mario porn called ‘Super Pornio Brothers’ or something like that. It’s got Ron Jeremy in it as Mario and it’s porn based on the film that’s based on the game, which is quite an odd path of geneaology.
If I get to be Sonic, can I suggest a UK:R field trip to a back alley near the SEGA carpet shop to film a Sonic gangbang? We could even have a rape fantasy scene with Robotnik.